Can you write an amusing paragraph or 2 or more about a conversation between 2 people on.....?

Question

a train that includes these phrases?
1.Hey, I took my law enforcement course on the internet.
2. A little kiss. A little hug. OMG...a great big bug!!
3. I just saw Kevin Costner in the dining car!
4. Yepee doodle.
5. And I would find that amusing because.........
6. The brakes are broken...we're all gonna die!!!!

Answer 1

Here I go...On the Texas Eagle...Heading for the big apple. Yepee doodle. I am all excited....I just love train trips, you meet the most interesting people....I saw Kevin Costner in
the dining car! He looks so handsome, even though he is talking with his mouth full!

I am going to relax now, I just love the way the train rocks.....
I am almost asleep, but wait the guy next to me starts rambling......Hey, I took my law enforcement course on the internet.

Oh no....now I am wishing the conductor would yell! The brakes are broken...we're all gonna die!!!!

Now that's a desperate thought! But God this guy is too much..Alright Chola ignore the idiot, pray he gets off real soon....Like maybe in the middle of Bora Bora....Oh I am amusing myself...No wonder I just love trains!

Pure bliss, he is in the lounge car....Please...Please....Stay there.
But oh no he is back, and drunk as a skunk and smelling like one too...singing...A little kiss. A little hug. OMG...a great big bug!!

No I can't take it! I ask for the conductor, all the while skunk man is still trying out for American Idol!

The conductor arrives, skunk man is still at it...Well the nerve of this conductor he is laughing his *** off! I am not amused now I am so furious, and everyone is laughing!!!

Ok Chola the conductor says you must admit he is quite funny...Funny...And I would find that amusing because.......

The conductor kneels down next to me, and whispers in my ear....don't you know who you have been speaking with? No I do not...And really skunk man and I have had very little conversation....He is the one doing all the talking and singing!

The conductor says talk to him a while....What are you joking me? No he says you will realize who he is after a while.

So I turn to skunk man, ask how is he doing...He responds
I am not a he....Oh no now I know who skunk man...Oh skunk girl is.....Rosie O'Donnell...!

Now I am laughing with everyone....Oh I love a train trip.

Answer 2

Two people on a train sat next to each other and struck up a lil conversation to pass the time away as the brakes are broken …. and they were all gonna die, anyway (And I would find that amusing because…? I don’t know, cuz you asked the question), apparently! The one said, “So, what kinda Dick are ya anyway?” The other said “Hey, I took my law enforcement course on the internet for FREE! A little kiss. A little hug. *wink wink*”, which was apparent, actually! he he he One gets up to go get a Bud and comes screaming back to the car “I just saw Kevin Costner in the dining car and…OMG… a great big bug was on his nose!”. Other replied, RUSERIOUS?” “Yepee doodle!”.

Answer 3

I was taking the train home from work one night, when I ran into an old friend of mine from highschool. We began talking and I told her that I had just signed up to take paralegal classes. Yepee doodle for me! She said, "Hey, I took my law enforcement course on the internet." We talked for a bit, before she left for the dining car. She said she had a long trip and needed something to snack on. She came running back a couple of minutes saying, "I just saw Kevin Costner in the dining car! He said I was beautiful! We made out in the booth, and there was a little kiss, a little hug, and when I said I had to go....OMG...a great big hug. I gave him my number and he said he'd call. We continued talking, catching up on the past several years, when she screamed, "The brakes are broken.....we're all gonna die!!!!" And I would find that amusing, because she was joking, but it just wasn't that funny. I stared at her for a few seconds, and then ran, to the other end of the train! I always knew she was a little loopy!

Answer 4

"Ahhhhh! The brakes are broken...we're all gonna die!!!!"
other person, "Yepee Doodle"(laughs)
"And I would find that amusing because........."
other, " because I just saw Kevin Costner in the dining car!"
"Yeah? Well, Hey, I took my law enforcement course on the internet.!"
other, "We are still gonna die, so, little kiss. A little hug. OMG...a great big bug!!"
"This isn't the time for poetry....."

Answer 5

Today was supposed to be the day Randy and I were going to go on our honeymoon. We were scheduled to take a train trip across the United States so we could see where we might want to settle down at some day. Instead, I’m taking the trip alone, because I caught Randy getting awfully friendly with my now former best friend. They both tried to blame the incident on having drank too much alcohol, but I’m a firm believer that alcohol does not make you do anything that you would not do when sober. I’m grateful that I found out before the wedding ceremony. However, it’s a shame I didn’t find out before I wasted all of my time, and energy, planning the wedding. I really shouldn’t complain too much because the only part of the wedding, beside the dress, that I was not able to cancel was the train trip. My mother offered to go on the train trip with me, but come on now, I’m 31 years old, and can certainly travel by myself.

As I stood on the train platform waiting for the Yepee Doodle (yes, someone actually named the train Yepee Doodle) to pull into the station, I noticed a good looking man standing alone by the light post. I stood there watching him for a while, until my thoughts went back to Randy, and how he broke my heart. I certainly don’t want a romance now, as I need time to recover from my hopes and dreams being shattered, so I walked over to the loading area to wait for the train.

The horn on the train sounded as it chugged slowly down the track to the station. Suddenly, people were crowding the loading area, as they jockeyed for a better place in line for the boarding. I did not have to worry about having a good place in line, as I have a bedroom suite, so I am more, or less set. Other people aren’t as lucky and will spend the entire trip sitting in the passenger car.

I boarded the train and found my suite. It was actually two rooms that could be shut off from one another. Each had a large bed, private bathroom and a sofa. There was a small refrigerator that contained bottled water and other beverages. I didn’t want to spend the entire trip sitting alone feeling sorry for myself in isolation, so I locked up the suite and headed to the passenger car.

I walked through several passenger cars before I found one that actually had some empty seats. The seat that I wanted was next to a man who was reading a big text book. “Excuse me sir, do you mind if I sit here?” I asked. The man looked up at me at said “Be my guest” and closed his book. “Hi, my name is Jennifer Brown, thank you for letting sit here for a while.” The man introduced himself as David Grayheart and said that he was on his way to Houston where he would be starting a new job.” “What kind of job are you going to be doing, David?” I asked. “I work in law enforcement.” “I’m a certified Bounty Hunter” he answered. “Exactly how does one get into this profession” I asked him. Apparently, that was not something that he really wanted to talk about because he responded sharply “Hey, I took my law enforcement course on the internet.” I sat there trying to think of something to say to the guy, but nothing came to my mind. As we sat in silence, a teenaged girl came running up the aisle and sat in the chair directly behind me. “Mom, I just saw Kevin Costner in the dining car!” she exclaimed. I turned to David and ask him if he heard what the young girl had said. “And I would find that amusing because…why?” he asked.

I’ve had enough of David and his moodiness, so I said good bye and wished him luck in his new job. I then headed to the dining car to see if I too, could spot Kevin Costner. He wasn’t there when I got there, so I sat at a spot at the counter and ordered a corned beef sandwich, to go. As I was sitting there, I dropped the menu on the floor. When I bent down to pick it up, my eyes spotted something moving across the floor. A little kiss. A little hug. OMG…a great big bug!! Talk about an appetite killer, that certainly did it for me.

Suddenly, there was a loud squealing as the train breaks were applied. Someone screamed “The breaks are broken…we’re all gonna die!!!!” At this time, a very soothing voice came on the overhead speakers. “Ladies and Gentlemen may I have your attention please?” “We are stopping because up ahead there has been an accident on the train track.” “As soon as the track is cleared we will be on our way again.”

I left the sandwich in the dining car and headed back to my suite. This first day of the trip has not turned out to be what I expected it to be. I missed my former best friend, my family and even Randy. I was beginning to think that maybe this whole trip was a mistake until the door on the far side of the car opened, and in walked the guy I had spotted standing by the light post at the train station. As he passed me, the train started moving once again, and the movement threw me off balance. I would have fallen, except the strong hands of the stranger grabbed me, and held me steady.

This is where I am going to leave you at as Harry, my mystery strange, and I, are going back to the dining car to have dinner together. I’m not thrilled about eating someplace that has bugs, but I’m just going to have to make the best of it, as there aren’t any other choices.