.What is black and white and red all over?.A butcher is 5.3 ft. What does he weigh?

Question

.How many b days does the average human have?

Answer 1

Newspaper
Meat
Only one-the day you are born

Answer 2

What is black and white and red all over?
A sunburned Penguin
A sunburned Zebra
A newspaper
The inside of your chimney
A Butcher is 5.3 ft. What does he weigh?
Meat
Poultry
Sausages
And, you'd better watch him closely ... his thumb
How many b days does the average human have?
The average human is only born once ... unless he is a born again christian, then he has two

Answer 3

The first answer is of course, a newspaper - although I have always preferred:
1. An Embarrassed Nun
2. A Zebra with a sunburn
3. My Grandmother's Telly (She used to have a Black and White Television set with a Bright Red Plastic Frame around it)
4. A Police Car after it hits a cart full of tomatoes
(there are gorier version of this but we won't go into that)

The second answer is "MEAT!"

but of course there is always the alternate
His Wife - Weawwy

The third answer is: "ONE"

but of course you could always say "It depends on how many children the average human gives birth to!"

I knowe they aren't brilliant answers but it's always nice to have something unexpected to come back with!

Answer 4

"What is black and white and red all over?"

A nun rolling down a hill!

"A butcher is 5.3 ft. What does he weigh?"

His meat!

"How many b days does the average human have?"

One, you can only go through BIRTH once! (Twice if your Christian!)

Answer 5

1. A penguin falling down the stairs. Or, a newspaper.

2. Meat.

3. One.

Answer 6

What is black and white and red all over.....A newspaper
A butcher is 5.3ft. What does he weigh........Meat
How many b.days does the average human have.....One

Answer 7

A newspaper. Meat. One.

Answer 8

1) A panda with red paint tipped on it
2) Meat
3)

Answer 9

To answer what is black & white & red all over? Is it a newspaper.....

Answer 10

#1, a skunk with diper rash or a nun rolling down a hill.
#2 , according to how much meat he skims off
#3, one

Answer 11

The first one is a newspaper.