2007-03-17 12:38:47 · 17 answers · asked by Dava 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
If he starts listening to My Chemical Romance and pulling his feathers out, I'd be concerned.
2007-03-17 12:41:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ostrichs are a bit like that, they can take umbridge at the slightest thing, mine is being dead shirty at the moment.
2007-03-17 12:45:16 · answer #2 · answered by Social Science Lady 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Creep up behind him tap him on the wing and when he turns around punch him in the face,then jump on his back reach down and pull up one of he's legs, when he falls over reach up and get him in a headlock squeeze until he goes on conscious . slowly get up tie his legs together and beat him senseless with a baseball bat .That should do it. No problem.
2007-03-17 13:01:31 · answer #3 · answered by irishhookey 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
His tern of phrase would cassowary with any pet owner- how falcon he get? When did he start to flamingo raven mad? He's basically gone cuckoo.
2007-03-17 22:43:18 · answer #4 · answered by brainlady 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Look....If he starts wearing a scarf in the summer, you have to help him.
Also, keep razors away from him!
Maybe thousands of idiots have fallen to emo level, but we can still help your bird!
2007-03-17 12:43:52 · answer #5 · answered by Montez Grl 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He needs some lovin' from another ostrich...he is suffering.
2007-03-17 12:41:18 · answer #6 · answered by missellie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry, it's a temporary condition.
However, if it starts to listen to tango and Brazilian music... that's the rhea problem!
2007-03-17 13:10:12 · answer #7 · answered by Calimecita 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Emu 'ave just 'ad enuff of it all!!
2007-03-18 00:32:41 · answer #8 · answered by renclrk 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think it's time to have him put down........Sorry but It's for the best.
2007-03-18 03:46:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like he has.
2007-03-17 12:41:45 · answer #10 · answered by Nico 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋