besides drive a car........
2007-03-17 09:33:35 · 18 answers · asked by Bistro 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Well, Bistro, he wasn't technically "driving" the car, as it wasn't going anywhere...
The engine was running, and it was in gear, but he kept gunning the engine in Drive; such that he just kept lunging into the back wall of the tavern.
My wife said,"Let's get the hell out of here before he figures out where Reverse is!"
lol
2007-03-17 10:14:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I work in a German bar and people drink out of a 2-liter glass boot that they pass around the table. The last one to finish, without being splashed in the face, wins. I have seen more drunk guys try and finish it when it's well over half full, then....um...well.. I think that the technical term is "Reverse Parastalsis"...
2007-03-17 16:38:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My buddies in college ripped a bathroom stall door off so they could get my unconsious drunk a.ss out of there. Then they put the door in the elevator. Dorm life is fun. Good times. The damage bill was outrageous.
2007-03-17 16:51:23 · answer #3 · answered by crack- a-lacka 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was nighttime and my ex-husband was so drunk, he could barely stand up. He went outside and sat down on the porch in a chair - completely naked! I was tempted to leave him there. Like the saying goes - they're an "ex" for a reason!
2007-03-17 16:42:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pass out on a railroad track.
2007-03-17 16:42:24 · answer #5 · answered by thaliax 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Water ski
2007-03-17 16:38:09 · answer #6 · answered by wHaT eVeR 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell a cop that she wasn't drunk, then took off all her clothes and try to seduce him.
2007-03-17 16:37:13 · answer #7 · answered by kim_in_craig 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Snort salt through a straw.
2007-03-17 16:42:51 · answer #8 · answered by BeckyLee 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take a nap on a speed bump.
2007-03-17 16:37:57 · answer #9 · answered by StormyC 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw one who kept falling out of his chair so he sat on the floor. He kept falling there too.
2007-03-17 16:37:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋