What is the most random thing..?

Question

you have said or done?

Answer 1

I asked this guy at work one time, "Hey man when your banging your wife at home have you ever been eating a hot meatloaf sandwich and all the stuff falls on her when your doing it? And does she like it."

I got the strangest look in the world.

Answer 2

I didn't do it, but my brother came up to me once, and said, "Have you ever taken a crap so big that your pants fit better?" Yeah. I though i was gonna barf up a lung.