whats a good pick up line...?

Question

heres one i heard ladies does it work?

---"how much does a polar bear weigh?" "__________ " "enough to break the ice hi my name is_______"


does that work i need answers and more lines please and thanx

Answer 1

If you said that to me, I would laugh and totally ignore you. thats sooo pathetic!!

how about just coming over and asking can i dance/buy you a drink? But dont come on too stong or you might find yourself falling hard.

Answer 2

All time favorite - (after a night out, usually at a club) - "Would you like to go get something to eat?" This is usually a good start as other people are going to eat breakfast in a well lit place (safety!) and the girl usually says yes. Now for the innocent "what would you like to eat?" or "what type of food do you like?". Now she's swimming close to the hook and getting ready to take the bait. Now this goes two ways - you either say "Hey! I make a great , would you allow me to make breakfast for you?" or if you have no idea how to cook what she mentioned, ask her "Where would you like to go so we can eat ?". She probably will say she doesn't know so act like you're thinking hard, mention a couple of places but dismiss them as "too crowded, too dirty, yucky food, etc", then suggest "I know! How about I cook a special breakfast just for you? I'm a pretty good cook, you know". She's taken the bait! Time to reel her in!

It may take some persuading, but they are usually intrigued by a guy who can cook and they feel special that you're cooking for them! Once you get her back to your place for breakfast, the rest is up to you! (this has worked a number of times for me..... :-) Side note; Do NOT let her do the dishes the first time!

A relatively new one for me. As I'm talking to the girl/woman, mention, "you look kind of tense (or tired, or stressed), how about a little massage?" (Yes, I know a little about how to give massages!). From here I do a basic back rub and start making small talk about "ok, you tell me what feels good", "how does that feel", "I hope I'm doing ok, I'm still an amateur".

This also gives me the opportunity to feel the woman and make her feel *real* good. I then mention, "if you think this is good, you should try the all over body massage". If she bites, back to the pad and here comes the massage.....

For total strangers though, I usually just be upfront and ask "Excuse me, would you like to go.... ".

Answer 3

Ok, iam going to save you some embaressment. Pickup lines dont work. Going up to a girl and saying one of those is just going to make you look stupid! You will have much better luck going up to a girl and talking. Just say hey and start talking. Girls think those lines are cheezy! You can use pickup lines to help you out though, i use em when i know a girl or after i have been talking to a girl for a few minutes. Make sure they know your joking. Its a good way to get them to laugh, not pick em up. Just be yourself and talk to em. Make em laugh lol tell em your name, and dont stare at their boobs. They dont like that lol

Answer 4

Pick up lines are lame. Just walk up and say "Hi, I'm (whoever). How're you tonight?" Ask her name. Tell her you like that name. Ask her if she is having fun. Ask her what she does or where she goes to school. Tell her what you do and/or where you go to school. If the music sux say so. Just strike up a conversation. Listen to what she says and comment on it. After you have been talking for a while say. "Wow, you're pretty. I like your hair" - or something. You'll know pretty soon if you have a chance.

Answer 5

First, most pick up lines don't work. Simply being yourself and saying hi can be sufficient. They really don't work because it is just what you called it "a pick up line"

If you had to have a pick up line just say this "Hi" with a smile.

Answer 6

that SUCKS--as do most of the lines use to TRY to get women----face it pick up lines are just that LINES and every beautiful woman has heard each and every one at least 3 times--so why not just go up to the lady, introduce your self and see how it goes from there--NO MORE CLEVER LINES!!!

Answer 7

"I think you are very attractive and I would like to get to know you."

They love honesty. If they don't they are just playing and you want a lady, not a little girl playing a game.

Honesty takes the most guts and women like men with guts.

Answer 8

everyone is gonna slam you for this question. but here goes.

I ask the ladies if they get "hit on a lot"? If she says yes, i say dont let no man "hit" you. i get the chicks everytime with that one.

Answer 9

Haha there is no such thing as a "good" pick up line, just be genuine.

Answer 10

It was kinda cute, but most would find it corny, I'm afraid. Just go up to her and say, "Hi, my name is....."

That's all you have to do. Pick ups usually turn girls off.