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I was helping out in my friends bakery shop..I was serving this sexy lassie,she was spending ages trying to decide what kind of cake she wanted so i said you her 'that she looked like she could do with a good "Muffin" '...she slapped my face that hard i looked like a ballerina doing a pirouette and stormed out of the shop...

Why did she slap ma coupon

2007-03-17 07:58:59 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

32 answers

LOL, u dirty lil rascal! You know very well what you said to set her off! Hahaha

By the way, I could do with a good muffin' maself ;-)

2007-03-17 08:02:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 3

confident I have been given a sturdy slap inthe face from a barmaid long term in the past. i in my view fancied this barmaid so i concept up a plan. i became status up on the bar, I informed her I had merely gained various funds on the lotto, and that i fancied her,I asked if she might come to mattress with me for one hour for £1000. She laughed and started to stroll away, until now she have been given away I inspired upon her that i in my view meant it. She stomped off, she ought to have given it some concept because of the fact she back somewhat later and intensely almost whispered "Who else might get to nicely known approximately this deal"?? I assured her i might tell no person, she suggested she might think of it over. yet another whisper whilst she back "ok it rather is a deal" she suggested. I asked if she might settle for £20 as a replace of the 1000? She very almost snapped my head off "£20, you should be joking, what do you think of i'm"?? All I suggested in respond became "we've usual what you're, i'm merely haggling the cost somewhat" Thats as quickly as I have been given the slap, and worse than that I spilt some drops of beer.

2016-12-18 16:12:08 · answer #2 · answered by miracle 4 · 0 0

I can't think why! I was asked by a female customer for some stuffing; I asked her if she liked a good stuffing and she replied in the affirmative...

It must be how you say it or how naughty the customer is

2007-03-17 08:03:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

lmao!!!! maybe it was something to do with you saying she looked like she could do with a good muffin!!!! where im from people would take that as a reference to sex......lol

2007-03-20 13:04:30 · answer #4 · answered by bubbly21 2 · 1 0

Hahaaaa - clearly, you o-ffended the dear lady in some way, perhaps unknown to you and us all. Perhaps some Scottish slang I couldn't understand. Good luck with that, for sure.

2007-03-17 08:03:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

uh... that last word you said could be taken MANY ways! Eh, hee hee! Maybe you should have been more spacific on what KIND of muffin. Like blueberry! eh hee hee hee...

2007-03-17 08:03:39 · answer #6 · answered by TimeSpaceWitch 3 · 1 1

She obviously thought you were Muffin the Mule ! haha
You've been rumbled, you silly a*s ! haha

2007-03-18 05:11:24 · answer #7 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1 1

Maybe she thought your coupon had expired and tried to revive it !!!

2007-03-17 11:51:43 · answer #8 · answered by Jay9ball 6 · 1 0

Because you need to let women decide what they wanna do. You are making decisions for her when she wants to make it on her own.

2007-03-17 08:02:21 · answer #9 · answered by green_ballin_23 3 · 2 1

i dunno, some of us girls can be lame about stuff like that
she probably assumed you were trying to bone her or something

now if you were trying to pick her up, on the other hand, then maybe you deserved it? but she probably should have just kept her cool instead of slapping you in public

2007-03-17 08:44:23 · answer #10 · answered by CathyH 3 · 1 1

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