2007-03-17 07:04:03 · 23 answers · asked by Circlometry™³ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You will need a 12 pack of Lowenbrau and a portable DVD player loaded with a show of the golden girls . Then spend the night in the graveyard of her departed talk show host husband Alan Ludden , play the DVD and down 3 beers . When Alan's hand comes out of the ground to smash your DVD player , grab the charm bracelet from his wrist given to him by Betty on their 5th anniversary ( this contains the password you will later need ) . Drive home while finishing the remainder of the beer and make your self a large bowl of cereal . Locate the password on the bracelet and repeat it 3 times . When Betty appears swimming in the cereal drop the bracelet on her thus drowning her and her image from your mind forever . It works like a charm or dare I say lucky charms .
2007-03-17 11:05:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
According to the Satanic Bartender's Bible, you would need to consume 12 beers in 8 hours to remove this enticing image. Be aware that you risk replacing it with an image of Estelle Getty wrestling a Rainbow Trout for tickets to a Styx concert if you chug too fast.
I suggest eating Belgian Waffles topped with shredded Teen Beat Magazines for the next few days...this is a more balanced approach than binge drinking and should lead to images of Shawn Cassidy giving Jonathan Taylor Thomas a Maple Syrup rubdown.
2007-03-17 10:15:23 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I think that you'll have to drink through throwing up. As I recall, you can safely drink 17 lagers and 3 oatmeal stout before painting the floor red. So I'd say after a case and a shot of Jaegermeister, you'll be face down in the cereal bowl and Betty will be in the toilet bowl.
2007-03-17 10:03:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Drinking beer might worsen your condition. You might see Betty everywhere, every time you turn ur head!! I’d say, mix some mini chocolate chip cookies w/ ur cereal ‘cause I heard Betty despises that and when she finds out that you eat ur cereal that way, she wont bother ur mind again. Try it for a week. If it doesn’t work, increase ur cookies intake!
2007-03-17 08:20:26 · answer #4 · answered by they're savages 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drink all the beer you want, but it won't help. You must transfer the image to someone else's head, which I think you just did by asking this question...gee, thanks a lot.
(my psychiatrist is going to have a field day getting THIS one out of my head)
2007-03-18 01:31:16 · answer #5 · answered by munesliver 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Throw her a large cheerio with some dental floss attached and have her climb out of the bowl.
2007-03-17 13:44:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Beers" is what got that image into your head in the first place.
2007-03-17 09:48:14 · answer #7 · answered by Andrew 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Although it may seem like it should take a lot, in reality, it will only take 256 beers...
2007-03-17 16:52:11 · answer #8 · answered by Still Crazy... 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
every beer brewed since 1900 - and a few shots of tequila
2007-03-19 02:50:51 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A case or more. Thats a bad image.*
2007-03-17 07:09:58 · answer #10 · answered by Check this out! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋