Good name for a Schizophrenia center?

Question

I need to come up with a name for a health clinic that treats patients with schizophrenia for my psychology project. Any ideas?

Answer 1

My Best Friend, Me!!

**Edit**

Me, Myself and I

Answer 2

"Treat me! No Me! I'M Schizoprhenic and so am I, But no I'm not" Center for Schizophrenic Studies. (Just joking). Research the name(s) of Doctors throughout the 20th century who researched schizophrenia (I was a psychology major in college, but I can't think of one offhand). Anyway, call your clinic "The (Dr. Whoever) Memorial Center for Psychological Studies."

a) people LOVE a "memorial" whatever to whomever; you'd rake in a ton of research money, and research is what it's all about (just ask your psychology teacher)

b) avoid using the word "schizophrenia" in naming the joint. Ignorant people have a lot of prejudices about things that they don't understand (things like mental disorders can very successfully be treated; People's ignorance, on the other hand, might take years and years of reeducation to eradicate their stupidity. Personally, I'd rather be schizophrenic than ignorant). Anyway, potential clients might avoid your clinic like the plague if they thought somehow that third-party onlookers knew that they (clients) were being treated for schizophrenia. Use a generic term like "Psychological Studies"

Answer 3

You Are But Who Am I? @8-)

Answer 4

we are one