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hey, my public speaking contest is next month.. and i chose to write about how i grow up.. my teacher reviewed wat i wrote and she said tat it is lacking of jokes.. so i decided to put some jokes in this part where i compare and contrast on the difference of girls and boys handling the same problem..
problem like school homework, girl boy relationship, studies, or any other problems u mind giving me some ideas??
btw i need to slot in some jokes.. any funny jokes to slot into this parts? remind u guys, this parts i would like to compare and contrast on how girls and boys handle their problem (same problem).. which i think girls are a bit serius and boys a little relaxed.. can help to slot in some jokes and elaborate on dem? help would be appreciated coz i am desperate!

2007-03-17 05:55:24 · 2 answers · asked by WM 2 in Education & Reference Primary & Secondary Education

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You understand how women say they are right in many things and the guys are wrong. Well in part of your speech were such an occurrence is present say; " If a man says something in the woods and there is no woman around...is he still wrong?

2007-03-17 06:10:03 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

You could start by saying that you were really worried about this speech
but worry is like a rocking chair;
it gives you something to do but doesn't get you very far!

They do say a woman's handbag/purse is like her mind;
It makes a lot of noise and is full of rubbish!
Boy don't carry bags - that is what girlfriends are for!

Student girls do tend to be a bit tidier than boy students;
that fuzzy green cheese at the back of the fridge?
The girls would bin it.
The boys would grate it up onto last night's leftover pizza!

2007-03-17 14:13:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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