Now that Menu Foods is recalling its "cuts & gravy" dog food, are you going to stop eating it?

Question

I don't know what to serve my St. Paddy's guests now that 'pate' is off the menu.

Answer 1

sounds like your guest are too picky. this is why i only invite the most delusional hobos and the neighborhood squirrels to my soiree. they are the only ones who wont judge just because i have all those posters of edward james olmos. i would eat your pate but only if you promised to boil it in your famous drywall soup. i think the two flavors would feed off one another. if you are in a jam, just serve "safari buffet" where the guest have to hunt their own squirrel and then cook it in the microwave. that idea got me front page honors in the azberjani post's food & guns section.

Answer 2

It is a little known fact that most 'recalls' occur when a CEO is touring one of his or her factories to show the little people he/she cares and accidentally drops some of the family jewels into the production vat. These gold plated mucky mucks just can't stand the idea of their heirlooms passing through the digestive tract of a Joe Six Pack like you or me.

I say ignore the recall and make a game of it. Whoever passes the most valuable stool gets a free gravy boat and a Manimal DVD boxed set.

Answer 3

I've actually been on a strict diet of Fancy Feast gourmet cat food for about six months now, and it's to die for! I suggest you try serving your guests the new 'Grilled Tender Beef & Liver Feast in Gravy' flavor, it goes really well with green beer.

Answer 4

Of course not, do you know that dog food is FAR FAR more healthy to eat then our normal food, and you can even go on a diet of dog food to slim down, well, don't ask me why i know that( i won't tell you im experimenting on that now....oops)

Answer 5

I'll keep serving Meow Mix.

Answer 6

Are they really recalling it? What am I going to pack for lunch tomorrow? This sucks...

Answer 7

Boil some cabbage in beer and let the filthy micks to it.