while I was squeezing a grapefruit for juice this morning. I made her a wonderful omelette and she is still mad. I didn't do it on purpose.
2007-03-17 05:06:13 · 12 answers · asked by Disco Stu 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Tell her that you would not mind her squirting you in the eye any day of the week.. tell her that it was an accident that ( after her angry reaction to ) you'll never do it to her again ( but will fantasize about ) .. that bad bad grapefruit of yours has a mind of its own..
2007-03-17 07:43:17 · answer #1 · answered by Samantha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does she not know that you probably couldn't get her in the eye again even if you aimed? LOL....boy, that should be one of those things that a husband and wife could laugh about....does she have a dry personality?
2007-03-17 12:11:22 · answer #2 · answered by sugarbud 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Please get on your knees and beg for her tender mercies and profess your never ending love for her by allowing her to squirt you in the eye with a fruit juice of her choice.
2007-03-17 12:11:22 · answer #3 · answered by dadof7n2001 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well i am sure she knows deep down that you did not mean to do it on purpose just give her a big warm hug and tell you are sorry .
2007-03-17 12:11:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha nice one man.
2007-03-18 09:30:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lick her eyeballs. Women like that !
2007-03-17 12:10:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well just say ur sorry and she will get over it when she feels like it.
2007-03-17 12:09:44 · answer #7 · answered by Jessica 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DISCO...You are a riot buddy....Did you offer to rinse her eye out for her...
2007-03-17 12:53:43 · answer #8 · answered by Maureen B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
id never do anything else for her
2007-03-17 12:14:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
uh, didya apologize profusely???
2007-03-17 12:09:20 · answer #10 · answered by iyamacog 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋