My pal said to someone, "My trousers are like a Iraqi soldier for you" - One yank and they are off"
He is now been married 6 years and has 3 kids.
2007-03-17 03:02:14 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Corny, but it made me laugh. Chap licked the end of his finger and put it on my lapel of my coat and said, ...."Let me help you out of those wet clothes!"
Needless to say it didn't work!
Also heard someone say, "Here's 10p, to ring your Mum as you're not going home tonight!" not as nice!
2007-03-17 03:07:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first thing my husband said to me was "why are you dressed so stupid?" (I had my work uniform of a short black skirt, white top, black braces and gold sash!) Maybe not the best chat up line but it worked - we have been together 14 years.
2007-03-17 03:34:36 · answer #2 · answered by brien123 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To me the cheesiest are the best . Shows the guy has a sense of humour :)
There are too many to mention
2007-03-17 03:10:46 · answer #3 · answered by MynameisShirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In a noisy nightclub, referring to the music, i said to a girl "is this in the charts?" to which she replied " I'd love to dance", enough said?
2007-03-17 03:51:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi I'm an anaesthetist would you like to sleep with me.
2007-03-17 03:14:19 · answer #5 · answered by derek 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Girl your legs must be tired...because you've been running through my mind all day....It's corny, but it did make me laugh
2007-03-17 03:05:27 · answer #6 · answered by Baps . 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whats for breakfast ?
2007-03-17 03:06:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If i told you that you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
2007-03-17 03:06:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One that always works is,
You in the van.
2007-03-17 03:05:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Id really like you to come with me..
2007-03-17 03:31:39 · answer #10 · answered by smiler 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋