My cat's first words would probably be "What ya doin'?" as she always has to see what is going on.
2007-03-16 23:51:18 · 38 answers · asked by Dustbowl Blues 3 in Pets ➔ Cats
Just feed me those crunchy biscuits forget that tinned crap.
Don't ever wake me from my sleep.
If you want to show affection just rub into me , don't kiss me as it takes forever for me to groom myself when your've finished.
When I go to the vets tell them to keep that COLD mercury filled instrument out of my butt.
Oh and dad... Ilove you!
2007-03-17 22:11:40 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cats Can Talk Not Verbly. They Talk When The Purr. And When The Wag There Tail. And By The Look On There Face And Eyes. And Bye There Actions.
2007-03-17 02:37:55 · answer #2 · answered by mks 7-15-02 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
IF they are like mine they would talk to you only when they WANTED TO. Dogs come when you call them, and Cats take a message and get back to you in their own time. I woke up the other morning and I have two Cats, two Gerbils, and an Aquarium, and there was a Critter meeting that night when I was asleep cause they left paper cups and napkins on my desk from the meeting, and I had to clean up the mess they made.
2007-03-16 23:58:07 · answer #3 · answered by Ex Head 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
look at me im sitting in front of the tv/computer screen!! Feed me, stroke me, leave me alone, move over i need all the room on the bed or couch, why are you going out and leaving me, feed me i havent been fed in 10 mins and im starving, why are you laughing at me when i fall off something or fall into the bath, humans are so incompetant, if cats had opposible thumbs we would rule the world, why wont you make it stop raining?
He's a very talkative cat and constantly miaows at me as if in conversation - he is definately the cleverest cat in world! as well as the cutest
2007-03-17 00:04:17 · answer #4 · answered by Lady Claire - Hates Bigotry 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My cats live with my parents because after I got married, my husband and I wanted to take her home with us, but the whole family decided it would be best to keep them there, since that is their home and they are so used it. After all, they have lived there for 10 years. If my cats would talk, then one of them would tell me and hubby how she remembers us everytime we visit her at my parents house, and why she likes us so much, and the other cat would tell us why she likes me and not my husband lol.
2007-03-17 03:55:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
judging by the looks my cat gives me it would be who do you think you are talking to me like that i am not a baby
ohhhhh a bit of fluff i better kill that
wheres my dinner b i t ch
yehhhhhh what u looking at
ohhh that's nice but i will show it
wheres that baby there she is hide
hahahahahaha stupid dog barking at me i am not scared you can t get through the fence so i am going to sit here wink at you and show how Superior cats are then dogs
2007-03-17 04:00:40 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think if my pet Mindy could talk she would tell me to lay on the food more and tell me to chill out and not worry about if she sleeps late. Being 16 years old should give her some pleasures of life. And by the
way she would tell me to take a nap with her.
2007-03-17 01:48:20 · answer #7 · answered by Julie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am the Master of the house! Cats don't have owners like dogs, cats have staff! I'll only eat when I feel like it and allow you to pet me when I want to.
2007-03-17 01:27:21 · answer #8 · answered by kedimus4 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sadly,my cat died not long ago,he loved to talk,espec in the morning.had different miaows too.he was soo special,so beautiful.so clever.another cat comes in but doesnt talk as much.he would say'' I'm not eating that,I only eat the dear stuff''
I would do anything for him,he is beautiful.
would be so great if we knew what they were saying and thinking.
2007-03-17 23:18:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
First words would be
"Get up, get up, get up, I'm lonely!"
then
"I had enough of you, I'm going in the living room."
then
"I want food, fresh food, feed me"
then
"I had enough food, throw this leftover out, it smells"
then
"I just got you up, stay with me, don't go away"
then
"You will be sorry, I'll get even, you walked out, time to scratch, where is that chair, looking, looking, there it is"
then
"Sunshine, let me look, push the blinds away, sit on the sill, talk to the people outside, make faces at the dog, try to catch me, ha ha"
then
"So you decided to come home, I'll trip you when you walk in, feed me, NOW"
then
"I had enough to eat, leave me alone, how come you're here, go away"
then
"He's snoring again, let me swat him where that noise is coming from, then he will be quiet"
then
"Sleepy, let's do this all again tomorrow"
2007-03-17 00:13:19 · answer #10 · answered by Comp H 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋