station.
An attendant greets him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro is... "Top o' the mornin to ya".
As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees fall out of his pocket.
"So what are those things, laddie?" asks the attendant.
"They're called tees," replies Tiger.
"And what would ya be usin 'em for, now?" inquires the Irishman.
"Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive," replies Tiger.
"Aw, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!" exclaims the Irish attendant. "Those fellas at Mercedes think of everythin."
2007-03-16 22:40:09 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha the irish fella must thing poor tiger is a small boy ?
2007-03-16 22:50:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A little twist there in a tried and tested joke, funnier than the last time I heard it. Have a star.
2016-03-29 02:32:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-03-17 00:19:47 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bloody brilliant!!
i love golf jokes- i used to be a golf widow,so i heard them all the time.
thanks for the laugh.
xxx
2007-03-17 00:01:35 · answer #4 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha, nice one.
2007-03-16 22:49:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
an oldie but a goodie
2007-03-16 22:47:16 · answer #6 · answered by james s 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny. I like that one.
2007-03-16 22:45:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-03-17 00:30:18 · answer #8 · answered by pepe..1 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha nice one
2007-03-17 01:20:49 · answer #9 · answered by barn owl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-03-17 00:10:21 · answer #10 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋