two goldfish are in a tank, one says to the other, "how do you drive this thing"
2007-03-16 21:08:52 · 23 answers · asked by alan p 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
two thumbs up, alan!!!
2007-03-16 22:35:18 · answer #1 · answered by Makisig 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would say most brits have a better sense of humour... It's American humour I just don't get. I have not laughed at a single episode of friends...
2007-03-17 04:25:28 · answer #2 · answered by bubblybassoonist 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I heard it this way:
There's two fish in a tank,
one's driving, the other one's shooting the gun.
TRY THIS ONE: There are two sausages in a frying pan, one looks over to the other and says"It sure is hot in here." The other one says "HOLY CRAP, A TALKING SAUSAGE!?!?!"
2007-03-17 04:14:14 · answer #3 · answered by Morris M 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'm not English, I dont get it!! How can a fish drive a goldfish bowl??
2007-03-17 05:27:32 · answer #4 · answered by budding author 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hurray for English humour! lol I'm so glad that we get ourselves lol
Great joke ;-)
2007-03-17 04:15:12 · answer #5 · answered by Mum-Ra 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
We cann't afford tanks, not English humor.
2007-03-17 04:16:46 · answer #6 · answered by lulu 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very similar to, two parrots on a perch and one Say's to the other can you smell fish?
2007-03-17 04:15:13 · answer #7 · answered by Tooly 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
yh i heard that ma teacher told it its kinda funni if u understand what the fish says
2007-03-17 04:11:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Something fishy about that, though, don't you tank?
2007-03-17 04:12:43 · answer #9 · answered by Smidgin 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
other one answered sorry i can speak English
2007-03-17 04:20:58 · answer #10 · answered by Ali 5000 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lovely
2007-03-17 04:11:27 · answer #11 · answered by pups 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋