Make Me Laugh?

Question

...............ummmmm............please?

Answer 1

Answer some questions.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ihs8PDR6jGM

Eat some paste.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tNmbvl2WzUk

Then get back to work.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4wGR4-SeuJ0
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NPVlljVWqBg&mode=related&search=

And no sitting around now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omu4G8igoVc&mode=related&search=

Answer 2

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Jessica Simpson 's Answer:
Why would he be one a road, I thought chickens lived in the ocean?

Homer Simpson 's Answer:
There was free beer on the other side of the road.

Shakespeare 's Answer:
To cross or not to cross, that is the question.

Gandhi 's Answer:
All chickens should peacefully resist by crossing the road.

Neil Armstrong's Answer:
To go where no chicken has gone before.

Al Gore's Answer:
I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the American people.

Dr. Seuss' Answer:
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed, I've not been told!

Grandpa's Answer:
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

Colonel Sanders' Answer:
I missed one?

Answer 3

it makes me laugh when I see a right answer has many thumbs down.

-having 1 child makes you a parent; having 2 makes you referee
-I doesn't matter how often a married man changes job, he still ends up with the same boss.

Revised Election application form:

Present address
Official address:
Secret address:
Political Party: _________________ (list only the last parties in chronological order)
Sex
Male____ Female_____ Others_______ (please specify in detail)
Reason from leaving past party:
a. defected c. bought out
b.expelled d. all of the above
Reason for running:
a. to make more money
b. to escape trial court
c. all of the above.
How many times have been in trial court???
a. 20 times
b. 40 times
c. more than from the above
Are you involve in financial scams???
a. why not
b. of course
c. definitely
d. how dare you!!!
Do you have any development plants already in mind?
a. no
b. no
c. no
d. no

Answer 4

Two men walk into a bar
One man stops and doubles over in pain.
The ground opens up and the first man falls into the earth.
The second man looks down but does nothing.
They weren't really that close anyway.

Answer 5

So this kid goes ice fishing one day, and he can't catch any fish. He's out there for about three hours, with his fishing line down the hole he's cut in the ice, but he hasn't even had a bite. Then he notices that, not far away, there's an older man who's ice fishing, and he's reeling them in every minute or so! So, the kid sets down his fishing pole, goes over to the old man, and asks him:

Kid: How are you catching so many fish?

Old man: *mumbles*

Kid: What?

Old man: *mumbles again*

Kid: I really can't understand you...what are you saying?

Old man: *Spits*...Keep your worms warm!

XD

Answer 6

You look like a Dog!

And if you're really a dog, it will be a miracle! I never heard nor seen a dog type and use the computer before.

Answer 7

Quack.

Answer 8

Do you know why do monkeys like to jump around??

Its because there fur are so uncomfortable, and they are jealous to human clean skins.. Soo they jump around a lot to forget their pain.. Hehe

Answer 9

What will they call the next black army movie ?
"Aflocolypes Now" (a flock of lips)

Answer 10

sure would you like a twinkie... well click on the link on source and you'll have a great laugh