There were two nuns...
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),
and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for
the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes
at the most! What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only
logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and
I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is
worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.
Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!
Tell me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened.
The man couldn't follow us both,so he followed me
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run
as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me
SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?
A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down .
2007-03-16 19:40:37 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol , this is too good, its hilarious
2007-03-16 20:26:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the joke very much. But I heard one with a different ending. Sister logical said she felt disappointed that the man didnt take his pants off completely, and then catch her and do the logical thing to her. Then mathermatics sister said, did you enjoy it. And sister logical said, well it adds up, doesnt it?
If I were 15, I would enjoy that joke, wouldnt you?
2007-03-18 19:17:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aweome!Should Help Mee!
2007-03-17 00:17:58 · answer #3 · answered by Suchithra S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL :) Oh my goodness that was so funny, I have to tell the ladies at the gym I go too!
Made my night. He,he he
2007-03-16 19:46:00 · answer #4 · answered by Bluelady... 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats so funny! and its a great advice too if that ever happened to me hehe
2007-03-16 19:49:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very nice, the joke is quite interesting, rather than being humourous, it is very intelligent...Bravo!
2007-03-16 20:15:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! Funny! Good punchline!
2007-03-17 00:55:23 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so he did not get nun ,hilarious 10/10
2007-03-16 20:38:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you got a good one there lol thx for the 2pts
2007-03-16 19:52:23 · answer #9 · answered by rebelady28379 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, thats a good one.
2007-03-16 19:45:03 · answer #10 · answered by Dr Dee 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ive already heard that "so called-joke" a lot of times.
Is there another real joke you can give?
2007-03-16 19:46:33 · answer #11 · answered by ShaKoY 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋