Movie Cliches?

Question

Here is a Funny List of Movie Cliches:-When a girl is in a house all by herself in a horror movie, it is always raining or thunder and lightning outside.
There is always a full moon when people goto bed. When the lights are turned off, a delayed light turns on, causing a blue cast in the room in which they could read by.
If you decide to launch into song there will always be backing music available.
Women of action can run, do karate, kickbox, climb ladders and perform highly acrobatic movements while wearing six inch heals and either a miniskirt or a tight leather cat suit.
If you´re getting kicked into the face, there´s no real problem with that. Regardless how hard you´ve been kicked, you will stay unconcious for the maximum of five minutes. Then, after saying "Ouch!", you´ll be able to get on your feet again and rescue the world. You don´t have broken cheek bones or jaw fractures, of course. And there´s not even the slightest hematoma to be seen.

Whenever you see kids playing video games, they're always pressing random buttons constantly on the controller and making facial expressions while tilting their bodies side to side.
In all movies, the person riding the cab always reaches into their wallet without looking and pulls out the EXACT fare for the ride.
Breaking down doors requires 3 hits.
Enemies are very inaccurate when it comes to firing a gun.

do you know any movie cliches?

Answer 1

* Hacking into the most secure government computer system in the world requires at most, six keystrokes.

* All Asians know kung fu.

* Any bullet will cause a 200lb man to fly backwards 6-7 feet.

* Falling 100' requires only a shoulder roll and you can hop right back onto your feet.

* Anyone can be knocked out with a single punch to the jaw.

* Every police department on Earth investigates every crime with hundreds of man hours and tens of thousands of dollars in resources.

* Doctors are actually interested in their patients and dedicate countless hours to researching their illnesses.

Orion

PS: I've attached a link to a funny list of movie type cliches - I didn't write it, but I love it.

Answer 2

zombies will always catch up to you when running at full speed, even though the zombies can barely hobble along.

an electric fence that will kill a giant T-rex will do no permanent harm to a ten year old boy.

whenever ordering pizza, you never have to tell them where you live. they just know

you never have to say goodye before hanging up the phone.

when checking out a mysterious noise in the dark alone, a person will never arm themselves with more than a flash light.

um, thats all i know :)

Answer 3

what about...

when the guy and girl think they got away and instead of running to the police they stand or sit there and kiss....until whatever it is comes after them again!

when the hero is done saving the day, THEN his back up, the meds, the cops and everyone show up

when keys are involved, they are ALWAYS droppped when trying to escape an evil doer

Answer 4

you forgot about the infamous "pause" actors have when engaged in heartfelt dialogue scenes. Tom Cruise in Jerry Maguire, hands down the master of the pause...

Answer 5

great job picking them all out. i have another one - the good guys or heros in fantasy shows always happen to be young men or teens.

Answer 6

true very true, especialy about the six inxh heals, ugh! i cant even walk in those, and it's physicaly imposible to do all THAT in heals

Answer 7

In gangster movies people always die

Answer 8

lol

Answer 9

lol... those were all true!

Answer 10

hahaha so truee...