Redneck Drivers License App.?

Question

Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.

Last name: ________________

First name:
[_] Billy-Bob
[_] Billy-Joe
[_] Billy-Ray
[_] Billy-Jack
[_] Bubba

Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)

Sex: [_]M [_]F [_]None

Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right

Occupation:
[_] Farmer [_] Mechanic
[_] Janitor [_] Still Operator
[_] Un-employed

Spouse's Name: ______________________________
2nd Spouse's Name: __________________________
3rd Spouse's Name: __________________________
Lover's Name: _______________________________
2nd Lover's Name: ____________________________

Relationship with spouse:
[_] Sister
[_] Aunt
[_] Mother
[_] Cousin
[_] Daughter
[_] Pet

Number of children living in household: ___
Number of children living in shed: ___
Number of children that are yours: ___

Mama's Name: ____________________
Daddy's Name: ____________________

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
If you obtained a higher education what was your
major?
[_] 5th grade [_] 6th grade

Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home?

Vehicles you own and where you keep them:
___ Total number of vehicles you own
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

Age you started drivin ______ (If over 10 are you
still slow lerrnin ? [_] Yes [_] No)

Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck ____ kitchen
____ bedroom ____ bathroom/outhouse
____ shed ____ pawnshop

Model and year of your pickup: 194_ 195_ 196_ 197_

Do you have a gun rack?
[_] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain:

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
[_] The National Enquirer [_] The Globe
[_] TV Guide [_] Soap Opera Digest
[_] Guns and Ammo [_] Bassmasters

___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe:
[_] Weekly
[_] Monthly
[_] Not Applicable

How many teeth in YOUR mouth? ___
Color of teeth:
[_] Yellow [_] Brownish-Yellow
[_] Brown [_] Black
[_] N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco or snuff you prefer:
[_] Red-Man [_] Skoal
[_] Levi-Garrett [_] Copenhagen
[_] Days Work [_] Garrett Sweet Snuff
[_] Cannon Ball

How far is your home from a paved road?
[_] 1 mile
[_] 2 miles
[_] don't know

Answer 1

Haha...that was cute.

I like the Elvis & UFO part!

Answer 2

Last name: ________Boy________

First name:
[X] Billy-Bob
[_] Billy-Joe
[_] Billy-Ray
[_] Billy-Jack
[_] Bubba

Age: __25__ (if unsure, guess)

Sex: [X]M [_]F [_]None

Shoe Size: __7__ Left __7 1/2__ Right

Occupation:
[_] Farmer [_] Mechanic
[_] Janitor [_] Still Operator
[X] Un-employed

Spouse's Name: _______JillyJoy_______________________
2nd Spouse's Name: __________SmellySue________________
3rd Spouse's Name: _______BillyBobbySue___________________
Lover's Name: ______________________________...
2nd Lover's Name: ____________________________

Relationship with spouse:
[_] Sister
[X] Aunt
[_] Mother
[_] Cousin
[_] Daughter
[_] Pet

Number of children living in household: __6_
Number of children living in shed: _6__
Number of children that are yours: _11__

Mama's Name: __Hersha________________
Daddy's Name: ___Hisha_________________

Education: 1 (2) 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
If you obtained a higher education what was your
major?
[_] 5th grade [_] 6th grade

Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home?

Vehicles you own and where you keep them:
_65__ Total number of vehicles you own
_1__ Number of vehicles that still crank
_2__ Number of vehicles in front yard
_62__ Number of vehicles in back yard
__12_ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

Age you started drivin __11____ (If over 10 are you
still slow lerrnin ? [X] Yes [_] No)

Firearms you own and where you keep them:
__7__ truck __3__ kitchen
__1__ bedroom __2__ bathroom/outhouse
__15__ shed _6___ pawnshop

Model and year of your pickup: 194_ 195_ 1967 197_

Do you have a gun rack?
[_] Yes [X] No; If no, please explain: uh..

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
[_] The National Enquirer [_] The Globe
[_] TV Guide [_] Soap Opera Digest
[_] Guns and Ammo [X] Bassmasters

__12_ Number of times you've seen a UFO
_12__ Number of times you've seen Elvis
__12_ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe:
[X] Weekly
[_] Monthly
[_] Not Applicable

How many teeth in YOUR mouth? __15_
Color of teeth:
[X] Yellow [_] Brownish-Yellow
[_] Brown [_] Black
[_] N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco or snuff you prefer:
[_] Red-Man [X] Skoal
[_] Levi-Garrett [_] Copenhagen
[_] Days Work [_] Garrett Sweet Snuff
[_] Cannon Ball

How far is your home from a paved road?
[_] 1 mile
[_] 2 miles
[X] don't know

Answer 3

I'se got em all rite.Cin I 'se git my license now?

Answer 4

lol. that's cute. i liked the number of kids part

Answer 5

haha, good one!!!!!!!!!!
Love it, Elvis
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