This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romantic walk down the street. They walk hand in hand and as they stroll his
lustful desires rise to a fever pitch.
He is just about to put the hard word on her when she says, "I hope you don't mind but I'm busting to have a piss".
Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity he replies, "OK why don't you go behind these bushes".
She nods in agreement and disappears behind the bushes.
As he waits he can hear the sound of nylon knickers rolling
down her voluptuous legs and imagines what is being exposed. Unable to contain himself for another moment, he reaches through a gap in the foliage, his hand touching her leg. He quickly brings his hand further up her thigh until suddenly he finds himself gripping a long, thick appendage hanging between her legs.
He shouts in horror "My God, don't tell me your really a bloke!".
"No" she replies", "I've changed my mind, I'm having a sh^t instead."
2007-03-16 18:25:29 · 8 answers · asked by beautiful mind 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg!!! so funny!!!! i can't stop laughing!!! omg!! im going to tell my friends that one for sure!!
2007-03-16 18:38:22 · answer #1 · answered by moosee^^; 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFL
hahahahahah OH SH!T THAT WAS FUNNY
Gross....BUT FUNNY AS HELL
2007-03-17 02:01:54 · answer #2 · answered by Mean Puppy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ha ha ha ha
give me the best laguh
2007-03-17 09:42:18 · answer #3 · answered by dodo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
L O L ! ! ! !
u reserve a star
2007-03-17 02:05:21 · answer #4 · answered by Luv Rulz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's gross enough to be funny as sh*t!!!HA,HA,HA!!!!!
2007-03-17 01:43:22 · answer #5 · answered by Stomper69 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a terribly ******* one
2007-03-17 02:06:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
gross, but was so funny! lol
2007-03-17 04:07:01 · answer #7 · answered by nickieca 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YOUR NASTY
2007-03-17 01:37:53 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋