Court things?

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Things people actually said in court, word for word:
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.

Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

Q: This myasthenia gravis-does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?

Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.

Q: How old is your son-the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.

Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
A: He said, "where am I Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.

Q: And where was the location of the accident?
A: Approximately milepost 499.
Q: And where is milepost 499?
A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.

Q: Sir, what is your IQ?
A: Well I can see pretty well I think.

Q: Did you blow your horn or anything?
A: After the accident?
Q: Before the accident.
A: Sure, I played horn for ten years. I even went to school for it.

Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo.

Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?
A: Yes.
Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?
A: Yes sir.
Q: What did she say?
A: What disco am I at?

Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?

Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?

Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?

Q: Did he kill you?

Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?

Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true?

Q: How many times have you committed suicide?

Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?

Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?

Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, do they go up also?

Answer 1

Oh, I love stupidity.

A woman is accompanying her friend to the doctors.
In the waiting room she starts to feel a bit faint, and says to her friend, 'Emily, I'm not feeling very well, I need to go home'.

Answer 2

Q: How some distance aside have been the automobiles on the factor of effect? Q: what's your relationship with the defendent? A: She is my daughter. Q: replaced into she your daughter on might 27, 1989 Q: you say that the stairs went right down to the basement, is that the perfect option? A: confident Q: nicely, those comparable stairs... did in addition they circulate up? Q: wellbeing practitioner, what number autopsies have you ever finished on lifeless people?

Answer 3

LOL. Some lawyers are embarrassing to the Human Race! LOL.

Thanks for the laughs!

Answer 4

Stupid quotes but funny. Good ones.

Answer 5

LOL! Lord, help those people who get those attorneys!

Answer 6

Thanks for sharing!
It's amazing how little words like how, the, and and affect the meaning so much!

Answer 7

well from where did you get such collections. very nice

Answer 8

Stupid people are funny!

Answer 9

SWEET

Answer 10

Thanks for sharing those, they were so funny...lol