One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a
picture of a giraffe and asks if anyone knows what it is. No one
raises his/her hand. The teacher says "See it's long neck? What
animal has a long neck?"
Sally holds up her hand and asks if it is a giraffe. "Very good
Sally," the teacher replies. Next she holds up a picture of a zebra.
None of the students holds up his/her hands. "See the stripes on
this animal? What animal has stripes?" Billy holds up his hand and
says it is a zebra. "Very good Billy," the teacher replies. Next
she holds up a picture of a deer. None of the students recognized
the animal.
"See the big antlers on this animal. What animal has horns like this?"
Still no one guesses. "Let me give you another hint, it's
something your mother calls your father."
Johnny shouts out "I know what it is, it's a h0rny b^stard."
2007-03-16 18:19:45 · 10 answers · asked by beautiful mind 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ooh!! That Johnny! LOL. LOL.
2007-03-16 19:46:19 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao! Good one!
2007-03-17 03:51:52 · answer #2 · answered by Cardinals = Greatness 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
absolutely correct.
good joke
2007-03-17 02:08:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's what my wife calls me!!
2007-03-17 01:23:47 · answer #4 · answered by Stomper69 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think I have ever heard my my call my dad "dear" ...
LOL
2007-03-17 01:24:01 · answer #5 · answered by Choir~Geek 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is a good joke.
2007-03-17 01:23:28 · answer #6 · answered by cool girl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's hilarious! lol
2007-03-17 01:28:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great
2007-03-17 15:39:45 · answer #8 · answered by namita 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome....i mean tooo good!!!=))
2007-03-19 06:01:39 · answer #9 · answered by --zEaLoUsMe-- 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is a good joke. Thanks.......
2007-03-19 07:49:39 · answer #10 · answered by King of Hearts 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋