. He lifted weights and jogged 6 miles a day. One day, he took a look in the mirror - yes, he was a bit vain - and noticed that he was tan all over except for his penis. So, he decided to do something about it.
He went to the beach, completely undressed himself and buried in the sand, except for his penis, which he left sticking out.
Two old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane. Upon encountering the penis sticking up over the sand, she began to move it around with her cane, remarking to the other lady, "There's no justice in the world."
The other lady asked what she meant.
The lady with the cane replied,
"When I was 20, I was curious about it.
When I was 30, I enjoyed it.
When I was 40, I asked for it.
When I was 50, I paid for it.
When I was 60, I prayed for it.
When I was 70, I forgot about it.
Now, I am 80 and the damn things are growing wild on the beach and I'm too old to squat."
2007-03-16 17:10:46 · 11 answers · asked by conan 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao...good thing the old lady didn't take a mis-step, or the cane could've oiii!
2007-03-16 17:44:44 · answer #1 · answered by statics1977 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-18 21:38:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny! Nice mislead with the cane, too. I thought this joke was going to take a whole different turn
2007-03-16 17:30:30 · answer #3 · answered by OneRedCent 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewwww! But funny! 9/10!
2007-03-17 00:51:11 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao thats really funny! wow i wonde what the guy was thinking as she was doing this? lol =)
2007-03-16 17:40:45 · answer #5 · answered by ☮Dano922☮ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was sooooooooo funnnnnnnnnnnnnny have you got anymore i almost fell out of my chair LMDAO
2007-03-16 17:49:30 · answer #6 · answered by rebelady28379 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Classic! LOL.
2007-03-16 19:57:35 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha funny!!!
2007-03-16 17:24:40 · answer #8 · answered by Katie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha i l♥ve it!!!!
2007-03-16 17:25:17 · answer #9 · answered by Dance♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-03-16 18:10:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋