"be wise and don't tell lies"....."when in doubt, pull out"....."sticks and stones can break my bones, but only guns can really kill me"....."it is better to be sober, than to wake up with a hang over"....."if you are too hairy, nobody is going to want that cherry"....."fee fi fo fum, give me 30 minutes and ill kum"....."to be or not to be, that is one stupid question"....."winning isn't everything, but loosing really sucks"......"roses are red,violets are blue, DAMN is that a red thong that you are wearing?"
2007-03-16 21:23:21
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answered by hotstuff 3
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For a brother or sister to say -
I'm smiling because your're my brother (or sister)! I'm laughing because there is nothing you can do about it.
Layers of dirty film on windows and screens provide a helpful filter against harmful and aging rays from the sun. Call it an SPF factor of 15 and leave it alone.
Face it... If the house is clean, the computer has crashed. ;)
It's so simple to be wise.
Just think of something stupid
to say and say the opposite
Due to the lack of funding the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off!
Lazy people should start a club, but they are too lazy!
It's not hard to meet expenses; they're everywhere.
You can find dozens more at this site:
http://jw.rider.net/humor/CuteSayings.htm
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2007-03-17 04:03:13
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answered by Serendipity 7
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"It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone."
2007-03-17 08:39:41
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answered by Floramae Celine 1
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be have your self or at least dont get caught. When your good your great. When your bad your awsome. Good girls go to heaven bad girls go any where..
2007-03-16 23:42:16
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answered by Grand pa 7
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Smile...
It makes people think you're up to something!
2007-03-17 16:27:56
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answered by ila_tribeca 2
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"You can close your eyes to things you don't
want to see, but you can't close your heart to
the things you don't want to feel."
"If you lose sight of your path...Listen to the destination in your heart."
2007-03-17 04:48:09
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answered by angel 3
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my face
2007-03-17 01:27:59
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answered by Anonymous
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