but please not overused ones
some new ones please
2007-03-16 16:24:54 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ron White's philosophy of life (taken from the Blue Collar Comedy Tour DVD): "I believe that if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone whose life gave him vodka and have a party."
2007-03-16 16:31:21 · answer #1 · answered by Who Knew? 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You might be a redneck if you have three identical models of a car. One to run and two for parts.
2007-03-16 17:10:29 · answer #2 · answered by Jack 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You might be a redneck if Jesus has appeared to your mother more than twice.
2007-03-16 16:29:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you're getting bored with what your sister looks like naked.... you just might be a redneck (I know, it's bad)
2007-03-16 16:28:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When your sisters cousin is also your mother, you know you're a redneck.
2007-03-16 16:32:29 · answer #5 · answered by David T 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
might be a redneck if your houses wheels are worth more than the house
2007-03-16 16:41:35 · answer #6 · answered by gregs111 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if this is "your" song for you and your spouse "now why dont we get drunk and screw" you might be a redneck, better yet if it was played at your wedding as the bride walked down the isle!
2007-03-16 16:40:46 · answer #7 · answered by premedhopeful 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
redneck humor? like racist jokes or like you might be a redneck? im me and i'll you some which ever one
2007-03-16 16:28:42 · answer #8 · answered by dc_snow_rules 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You know you're a redneck if your familty tree looks like a family stick.
"Antidisestablishmentarianism" (is correct spelling)
2007-03-16 17:17:29 · answer #9 · answered by gravytrain036 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you know your a redneck when you go to family reunions to pick up chicks
2007-03-16 16:28:17 · answer #10 · answered by halloweenbride97 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋