2007-03-16 16:11:16 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I love Jerry Seinfeld. Especially this joke about police and criminals. The poilce will shoot a guy, hit him with their batons, use the chokehold on them but when it's time to put them in the car, they cover the bad guys head. He says "Watch out now, that edge is really sharp and you don't want to hurt your head there!"
Lol....oh..And I like Groucho Marx. This is my favourite quote from him: "A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. " This one and I've got sooo many more. I've got a small collection of them. I love his jokes!
2007-03-16 17:09:07 · answer #1 · answered by Liz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is one from the late, great, Johnny Carson.
The answer: Siss, boom, bah
The question: Describe the sounds of an exploding sheep ?
Still funny after all these years.
2007-03-16 16:37:06 · answer #2 · answered by Bonanza Fan 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
try finding some old richard prior stuff and laugh good
2007-03-16 16:34:23 · answer #3 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ron white-his tater salad joke you caught me
2007-03-16 16:56:14 · answer #4 · answered by premedhopeful 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋