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2007-03-16 15:54:21 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

20 answers

To put all my blames relating to my failures in life on him

2007-03-16 15:59:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No one dared so far to claim creating, or being able to create, any single thing, even a hair!! The Creator and The Sustainer of all these Creatures is One only; if there were more than one there would have been confusion in the heavens and the earth! That One is Allah (the only true God).

Can we find an explanation of the great universe? Is there any convincing interpretation of the secret of existence? We realize that no family can function properly without a responsible head, that no city can prosperously exist without sound administration, and that no state can survive without a leader of some kind. We also realize that nothing comes into being on its own. Moreover, we observe that the universe exists and functions in the most orderly manner, and that it has survived for hundreds of thousands of years. Can we, then, say that all this is accidental and haphazard? Can we attribute the existence of man and the whole world to mere chance.





In the world then there must be a Great Force in action to keep everything in order. In the beautiful nature there must be a Great Creator who creates the most charming pieces of art and produces everything for a special purpose in life. The deeply enlightened people recognize this creator and call him Allah 'God'. He is not human because no human can create or make another human. He is not an animal nor is He a plant. He is neither an idol nor is He a statue of any kind because none of these things can make itself or create anything else. He is different from all of these things, because He is the maker and keeper of them all. The maker of anything must be different from and greater than the things which he makes.

2007-03-16 16:18:07 · answer #2 · answered by BeHappy 5 · 0 0

Again this is not a fun. If you think that the world and cosmos exist on their own, you are mistaken. For every effect there must be an unseen cause. The cause is God or any name you assign to the supreme power which conceived the creation, sustain it and annihilate it at the end. The power of God can be visualised in the power of five basic elements viz., earth, water, fire, air and sky. Can any body conceive such perfect combinations everywhere. Your body contains all the five. Nothing is beyond the five fundamental elements. If your thinking is scientific oriented, can you say that the elements evolved by themselves? Hence I call the power as God and believe in Him. Who has put the heart, liver, brain and lungs in position without any external connections. The heart beats involuntarily, mind things involuntarily and we live by consuming food which is assimilated in our system. How do you explain all these. Have you brought all these things while taking birth and coming into the world? Remember all this is a handiwork of supreme power. Hence I believe in God. See the Cosmos. How perfectly the Sun raises every morning and moon raises every evening. How the seasons change. How all living organisms survive including microbes and bacteria. From microcosm to Macrocosm every thing is the work of God. nagarajan.

2007-03-16 21:06:17 · answer #3 · answered by nagarajan s 4 · 0 0

Dear Tessy S,

I think if you wanted a funny answer to such a profound and deep question you should not have posted it in the Religion and Spirituality section. I know God is all about love, fun, laughter and joy in life - but generally when you say that 'funny answer expected' - you seem to have trivialized belief in GOD.

Regards.

2007-03-16 20:10:55 · answer #4 · answered by BelieverFollowerAOL 3 · 0 0

Several years ago I had an unusual experience concerning an uncle, a distant relative who lived over a thousand miles away.

While driving my car I suddenly felt the unmistakable presence of this relative that I hardly even knew. He was more like someone I had heard about than someone I knew. It was very strange; it felt as though I was momentarily lifted right out of my physical body. I seemed to be suspended somehow beyond space and time, bathed in a love so intense It felt like I could have just disappear into it at any moment if It would have let me. It only lasted for a few seconds, but it seemed to last forever at the same time. I realize how crazy this must sound. The experience was so strong that at first I was afraid I was loosing my grip on reality. I finally managed to chalk it up to an over active imagination.

Three days later I got a call from my aunt telling me that this uncle we are talking about had gone into a coma and died the day I had the experience. It felt like ice water had been poured down my back when she told me this. I had lost any real ideas of God or faith and had become somewhat of an atheist. Needless to say this experience caused me to rethink some of the conclusions I had come to.

I feel blessed to now understand that even in our darkest confusion something loves us so much that it went out of its way to assist me and bring me back to a state of absolute certainty about Gods love for us.
During the experience it seemed like there was a vast amount of information that I was somehow allowed access to. One thing that I came away from this experience understanding beyond any shadow of a doubt was that any Idea that God is unhappy with us or would judge or allow us to be punished for any reason is simply impossible.

I can’t explain the love I felt with words. They simply don’t make words big enough or complete enough to do this. The only way I can begin to convey this love to you is to say that there was simply nothing else there. Nothing but love. No hint of judgment, no displeasure of any sort. It is as though God sees us as being as perfect as we were the day we were created. It is only in our confused idea of ourselves that we seem to have changed.

I hope this is of some help to you. Good luck. Love and blessings.

Your brother don

2007-03-16 15:59:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

hi frnd,
i really hav a strong reason for this but just bcos u r asking or expecting funny answers i tell u a funny answer.

i believe in god bcos it is a belief and this belief makes us to believe in that belief that every one believes in this fact and their belief is not just a belief this is true that god exists.
though people exists who dont believe in exists of god.existance of such people makes exit of exist of god.so exist of such people who think god exits really exists sin on earth.

2007-03-16 16:51:41 · answer #6 · answered by individual 2 · 0 0

We all want to place our belief on something (Pop Stars or Sports Stars or Political Parties or Social Service, etc.).

2007-03-16 16:39:02 · answer #7 · answered by ce 1 · 0 0

Because it is a faith of god.And It is thinking of human throught God made the human and god run this earth.

2007-03-16 19:59:26 · answer #8 · answered by Aish 2 · 0 0

What is funny about believing in God?

What is funny about all these people damning their souls by blaspheming on YA?

2007-03-16 16:00:13 · answer #9 · answered by kiwi 7 · 0 1

when I was young and naive I was obedient and non questioning as in gullible now I think, reason, question, etc.
try it you'll like it ! sorry couldn't think of anything terribly funny .

2007-03-16 16:01:23 · answer #10 · answered by dogpatch USA 7 · 0 0

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