Funny answers expected
2007-03-16 15:53:21 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'm afraid of the light and the dark and everything shaded gray.
dee dee dee!
Where's WSIDR when you need him?
2007-03-16 15:56:15 · answer #1 · answered by Cold Fart 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
It isn't a funny question, but some might laugh to read some of the myths that have been circulating for 'ages' about what happens when a person dies, in :
http://watchtower.org/e/20020601/article_01.htm
Should You Be Afraid of Death? : - What Is Your View of Death? - - Baffled, or Alienated by Death?
- - A Subject to Ponder - A Closer Look at Some Myths About Death
- - Myth 1: Death is the natural end of life.
- - Myth 2: God takes people in death to be with him.
- - Myth 3: God takes little children to become angels.
- - Myth 4: Some people are tormented after death.
- - Myth 5: Death means the permanent end of our existence.
- - Compare Some Common Myths with Bible Scriptures
- - Be Free From Fear http://www.watchtower.org/e/20020601/article_01.htm
Have You Lived Before? ...
http://www.watchtower.org/library/w/1997/5/15/article_01.htm
2007-03-17 00:42:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a serious question and you can not expect funny answers. People fear death because they will loose their identity. Secondly attachment to the body and wordily relationship make them to dread death. But if you seriously think over the matter it is the body that die. Soul is eternal. It has no birth or death. Soul is absolutely not bothered by the birth and death phenomena. Every day you discard the soiled dresses and wear a fresh one. Likewise the soul wear the body as its dress. When it is soiled or spoiled, it wears a new body. nagarajan.
2007-03-17 03:51:59 · answer #3 · answered by nagarajan s 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe most of us fear the possible pain of dying because we are human. But there are other reasons, depending on the person. I do not (as a christian) fear death itself because I know that the moment I take my last breath, my spirit will go to heaven to be with the Lord. I suppose if you didn't have this reassurance as a nonbeliever, you would fear the unknown. I know I would if I was a nonbeliever.
2007-03-16 23:06:07 · answer #4 · answered by connie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Death rocks - it is out of control
Man likes to play hide and seek - and he is hiding from death and pretending that he cant be found thats all
It is a wild fire - we dont know how to stop it
We are also just pretending that it is not going to happen and when it happens we act surprised like as if we got a surprise visitor (whom we knew was coming) or a surprise birthday gift (that we were expecting anyway)
2007-03-17 00:27:40 · answer #5 · answered by Hungry soul 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't fear death. I fear the possible pain that comes with the inevitable passing of life.
Pain sucks.
2007-03-16 23:00:38 · answer #6 · answered by thezaylady 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hi frnd,
though i hav a strong answer for this am giving a funny answer here just bcos u r expecting this.
death is a fear bcos it seperates u frm ur dear and this makes ur dear to leave a tear, now u r near to ur dear, afterdeath u will b no more here.though ur soul lives around him he cant hear to u dear and this thought makes u to fear .infact this fear no one can bare.
2007-03-16 23:58:15 · answer #7 · answered by individual 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fear of the unknown!
2007-03-17 00:32:38 · answer #8 · answered by Alletery 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
People fear what they don't understand.
2007-03-16 22:56:59 · answer #9 · answered by Nuwaubian Moor 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because Death decends upon us with his triple bladed scythe. While riding on his pink and purple polka-dotted unicorns.
2007-03-16 22:56:54 · answer #10 · answered by uhohspaghettiohohs 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wouldnt it be great to get out of life alive?
2007-03-16 23:31:46 · answer #11 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋