Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other? They are seperated by a big chain-link fence. Well, one day hell was having a big party and it got a little out of hand. God heard the ruckus and arrived to find his fence completely smashed by the wild partiers. He called the devil over and said "Look, Satan, you have to rebuild this fence." Satan agreed. The next day God noticed that the devil had completely rebuilt the fence...but it was 2 feet further into heaven than before.
"Satan!" beckoned God. "You have to take that fence down and put it back where it belongs!"
"Yeah? What if I don't?" replied the devil.
"I'll sue you if I have to," answered God.
"Sure," laughed Satan. "Where are you going to find a lawyer?"
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2007-03-16 15:40:37 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
That is probably the funniest thing I have ever read, especially on yahoo answers. Although you need a bit of help on the dialogue. And you posted it in Religion and spirituality.
2007-03-16 15:42:32 · answer #1 · answered by duesy44 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Funny because it's true! What do you call two hundred lawyers at the bottom of a lake? a good start.
2007-03-16 22:44:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It is funny but i do believe there are god lawyers too. So God will still win. God bless you.
2007-03-16 22:44:07 · answer #3 · answered by mikal6059 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It really isnt. Try it over in jokes and riddles. Maybe people over there are more alert and humorous than I am now.
2007-03-16 22:50:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't laugh. Not even a chortle. Not a snort or a giggle.
Sorry.
and I'm usually good for a loud guffaw, but not this time.
2007-03-16 22:43:56 · answer #5 · answered by Munya Says: DUH! 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
mildly amusing - it was funnier the first time 25 years ago.
2007-03-16 22:45:47 · answer #6 · answered by pater47 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You mean... God doesn't have Johnnie Cochran?
2007-03-16 22:46:04 · answer #7 · answered by dmlk2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are a genius.I read your message ten times so I can understand.
2007-03-16 22:55:07 · answer #8 · answered by zyp_john 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funnier the first time i heard it but still good.
2007-03-16 22:48:48 · answer #9 · answered by fenian1916 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little.
2007-03-16 22:43:01 · answer #10 · answered by Nancy O 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋