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ight give me ur best pickup lines nd b creative!!!!

2007-03-16 15:38:06 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

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its not my pick-up line but my friend told me that just to be funny

do you know cpr?
cuz you take my breath away.

(im a girl, i dont do pick lines)

2007-03-16 15:59:53 · answer #1 · answered by JennyRocks_PaperScissor 2 · 0 0

So, know any good pick up lines? Cause I need one right about now.

This is where you say, hey don't I know you?

UPS, Did you call for a pick up?

Hey, Myrtle, get over here, it's that famous movie star, (use her real name or someone she looks like). Myrtle?, Myrtle?, now where did that girl go to.

How could a woman with such obviously good breeding, high class, lovely teeth, IQ in the mid-170's, and impeccable grooming go through life without a man, such as I, with impeccable breeding habits and willing to live on a very short leash. I live for liver snaps and after dinner mints. I am paper trained and understand several commands. Ask to see me roll over and sit up and beg. I may be a puppy, but that means I'm willing to be house-broken.

2007-03-16 15:46:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Have you heard the latest piece of medical knowledge saying that Sex is a real killer? Do you want to die happy?

2007-03-16 15:45:45 · answer #3 · answered by winter wonderland 3 · 0 0

"Is your mama Betty Crocker? Cuz, you sure got some nice buns." "You sure are one tall drink of water, and I'm thirsty." "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" "Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?" "Are you tired, because you have been running through my mind all day?" "Is that a ladder in your tights, or the stairway to heaven?"

2016-03-29 02:19:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If I told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

2007-03-16 15:41:25 · answer #5 · answered by rainbow joy 4 · 0 0

How would you like your eggs for breakfast: scrambled, boiled or fertilized?

2007-03-16 15:45:53 · answer #6 · answered by one_man_gang2010 3 · 0 0

Yo Bi*** why don't you get down on all fours, I think I dropped my contact lens.

2007-03-16 15:41:26 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 0 1

hard issue. query over yahoo or google. this may help!

2014-12-04 15:52:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

wanna make out.

2007-03-16 15:41:43 · answer #9 · answered by beachgirl90 7 · 0 1

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