AXED WITH AN ICE PICK,
STABBED 5 TIMES,
NEARLY SHOT WITH A DOUBLE BARREL GUN BUT IT JAMMED,
KNOCKED DOWN BY I CAR AND THROWN ONTO 2 OTHERS'
IS MY GOD WITH ME OR THE GREAT WHITE INDIAN CHIEF A GYPSY FORTUNE TELLER TOLD ME I HAD AS A GUARDIAN
2007-03-16 13:43:25 · 21 answers · asked by colin050659 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
sure seems SOMEONE is looking out for you.
2007-03-16 13:57:19 · answer #1 · answered by soren 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You CAN turn off the "Caps Lock" button. It allows for more easily readable text.
The random combination and convergences of events that have shaped your life ("luck") probably should not be blamed on a divinity.
As for "IS MY GOD WITH ME OR THE GREAT WHITE INDIAN CHIEF A GYPSY FORTUNE TELLER TOLD ME I HAD AS A GUARDIAN". I don't know exactly what you mean. Perhaps make your sentences more coherent?
2007-03-16 20:48:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Believe everything a Gypsy tells you.
I am a Gypsy (bonafide Romani) and I tell you that you shall go to Heaven if you give me all of your money.
Your post sounds like a bunch of cobbled together hooey anyways.
Great white Indian Chief?? No such animal.
Oh, I take paypal.
2007-03-16 23:05:09 · answer #3 · answered by j 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you were axed with an ice pick? dont you mean stabbed and you think you have it bad? ive been stabbed in the arm shot at i have a son i seen once and earlier this year i found out he died in 99 i have a fiancee that is in the ground in a box in birmingham england so i think if this god is real he/she is a bastard
2007-03-16 23:29:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It all depends on what you believe. I personally say its the Great White Indian Chief say i believe we all have Sprite guids to help us in this life.
2007-03-17 07:38:59 · answer #5 · answered by Deranged Insanity 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and here i thought you were the next James Bond....The Great White Indian Chief will always be there
2007-03-16 20:52:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, actually you're the spawn of Satan and we are still coming up with ways to get rid of you once and for all. I'm going to begin with a flamethrower, is that okay with you?
2007-03-16 21:16:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
number one- what are you doing to get stbbed n shot???
number two-im surprised you have a god if ur behavoir is of that kind
Number three- how many euros did you spend on the gypsy
number four- get ur money back
2007-03-16 20:50:29 · answer #8 · answered by k_hayley89 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if god wasn't with you then you obviously wouldn't be able to type this question!!
Put down the peyote and the chief will leave you alone!
2007-03-17 05:47:01 · answer #9 · answered by Chrissy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe your a cat with 9 lifes
2007-03-16 20:54:19 · answer #10 · answered by smiley 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the yellow dog is the brother of the fox
2007-03-16 20:46:51 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋