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We Gay me will make a Deal with Us Let us Have Equal Rights on Earth, we will Then Go to Hell and Then you Can Have a Heaven Free of Us. Let's Make a Deal. Otherwise We Will Allow you to Make us All Straight Christians and when we Go to Heaven we Will take All your Babes. It's your Choice.

2007-03-16 12:56:02 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

we don't want to be forgiven we want to have equal rights then go to hell, please let us just go to hell so give us equal rights

2007-03-16 13:04:46 · update #1

markos if you don't give us equal rights we will become save go to have and take your virgins before you get there, so give us equal rights

2007-03-16 13:06:16 · update #2

scapegoat if we don't make a deal we will never have equal rights

2007-03-16 13:07:24 · update #3

gottabedi, you got me there is nothing in it for the women, how about we will continue doing your hair and makeup while you live here on earth and give you peanuts and soda when you fly, and teach your kids to sing and dance, we will do that for you here on earth if you give us equal rights how's that deal

2007-03-16 13:11:48 · update #4

Fine shady then all the gay men will go to church tomorrow get save when we get to heaven you won't get any girls because we will take them you will be very lonely in heaven because you are so bitter girls don't like hateful bitter men

2007-03-16 13:15:17 · update #5

Yes Tom but the Gay man will have better skills at taking the women from you, everyone knows us gays love to talk and show feeling and emotion things that women love, you will be in trouble each gay man will have 3-4 women and str8 men won't get any

2007-03-16 13:18:25 · update #6

matt, i don't have a problem you do, you won't give me equal rights

2007-03-16 13:19:32 · update #7

11 answers

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

2007-03-16 13:00:09 · answer #1 · answered by castle h 6 · 5 0

I'd rather not make any deals with heteros. Wouldn't it be more fun to turn all of their children gay with our GAY AGENDA?

(pulling out GAY AGENDA and circling everyday for the rest of my life!!) LOL

We'll start off with some disco, then we'll need to dress them all up in really tight jeans and really tight t-shirts that have rainbows on them ... then we will make them really VAIN ... always primping and looking at themselves in the mirror. OH yeah .. then they all need something pierced. Perhaps we could put all of them in a some sort of new-age drama class called "Getting in Touch with Your True Self" taught by Hillary Clinton and Boy George ...
Boi, we'll show these haters! LOL

Or we can get politically involved to the point that hate is no longer tolerated and equal rights won't be a question of good or bad policy- it will just be!

2007-03-16 20:49:35 · answer #2 · answered by Active Denial System™ 6 · 2 0

Your maths is wrong.

Lets say 3 straights guys and 2 straight women. Now add a gay guy. Still 2 straight women between the 3 straight guys, so adding gay guys won't help.

2007-03-16 20:14:59 · answer #3 · answered by Tom :: Athier than Thou 6 · 0 4

I'll let you into a secret, before I die, just before that is, I'll become a Muslim and as a Muslim, I'll be given 72 virgins to play with in heaven, so I don't really need to have gays go to hell.

2007-03-16 20:02:17 · answer #4 · answered by markos m 6 · 1 3

I don't support gays because it makes me sick watching one
act like he's wearing a dress! Oh, did I mention them spreading diseases throughout not the land THE WORLD!
A gay person is on a direct path to Hell sooner than they think.
There is no deal to make, no passing go, no collecting $200!
Every Queer will have to answer for everyone he's hurt be it
by spreading their filth or disease! There is a place in h*** for every one of them!!!!!!!!

2007-03-16 20:12:44 · answer #5 · answered by Williamstown 5 · 0 6

Cause I don't have to ..... thats why(as said by a todler having a temper tantrum)

2007-03-16 20:08:06 · answer #6 · answered by gotabedifferent 5 · 3 1

Its so sad when people take the wrath of God so lightly and even joke about it.

The last time I checked gays arent getting lynched so whats your problem?

2007-03-16 20:16:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 5

Tracer we don't need to make any deals, they have nothing to bargain with and you must always remember that, homophobes are just plain sad...doesn't that make you really glad to be gay? ...it does me.

2007-03-16 20:03:08 · answer #8 · answered by CHEESUS GROYST 5 · 4 2

the problem would be that women are going gay at about the same rate i think ... so it all evens out ...

2007-03-16 19:59:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3 6

lol, but don't all people have souls and can be forgiven , so you will most likley be there waiting for me .

2007-03-16 20:00:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 4

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