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Should I get an aisle or window seat?

2007-03-16 12:12:19 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Aisle. Legroom, and there's not much to see out the window if you're flying transatlantic. You probably get those little screens in the seats in front anyway. But what about your carbon footprint eh? Best take a boat. But London's definitely the right place. Whilst you're here, get an Indian take-away. You can't get a better one anywhere (except India).

2007-03-16 12:15:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

Sounds neato torpedo. Go for the window seat, and make sure you arrive in the correct London that God told you.

2007-03-16 12:15:52 · answer #2 · answered by juhsayngul 4 · 3 0

1. That wasn't God. 2. Window seat. That way you don't get wedged between obnoxious people or end up next to a restless and curious child.

2007-03-16 12:32:29 · answer #3 · answered by Aloofly Goofy 6 · 1 2

Window seat of course

2007-03-16 12:13:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

God would never tell you to do such a thing. You should grow a self esteem that is what i think you should do. And the get a seat next to the window so you can watch as the plane descends toward hell.

2007-03-16 12:18:19 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 0 3

I think you should give serious thought to seeking a second opinion.

Besides, if history is any indication, when God speaks to you, he always says: sleep with sixteen year old girls, buy lots of guns, and stop paying your taxes.

Ironically, following this advice frequently also proves fatal.

2007-03-16 12:18:01 · answer #6 · answered by David G 5 · 1 1

Sit where ever you like Dear, in fact make sure to get a seat in 1st Class, because as far as I'm concerned, you're a stinking lying first class Harlot.

2007-03-16 12:34:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

That goes against the bible. God would not tell you to steal another woman's husband. He did tell a man to marry a prostitute but marriage is sacred. So don't go. You shouldn't break up a marriage.

2007-03-16 12:15:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 3

I'm in The United States, not London!

2007-03-16 12:14:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

Neither, because God didnt tell you to do anything-You did! Besides doesnt the word of God say Thou shalt not steal? Get your head screwed on straight will ya!

2007-03-16 12:16:53 · answer #10 · answered by element_op 3 · 0 3

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