Which is better, Atheism, Catholicism, Agnosticism, JWism, or Scientology...ism??? Uh, yeah...?

Question

Interested in hearing the debate. Keep it humorous, witty, clever, and RESPECTFUL please. This should be interesting...

Answer 1

Atheism. Sorry, I don't respect Scientology, they're a dangerous cult. Nothing I can do to change that.

Answer 2

I see most people missed the "keep it humorous, witty, clever, and respectful" part of your post. Oh well.

Atheism
Pro: No services
Con: No holidays

Jehovah's Witnesses
Pro: You don't have to give people birthday gifts or Xmas cards
Con: You don't get them either. Or blood transfusions.

Catholicism
Pro: The schools have tons of holidays
Con: You won't know how to use a condom

Methodist
Pro: 20% less guilt than Catholicism
Con: 40% less churches

Agnosticism
Pro: You can fall back on "I don't know, and you don't either!"
Con: Prone to solipsism, and annoying the hell out of your friends by never getting anything done.

Gnosticism
Pro: You can at least be more honest to yourself when it comes to stating your beliefs
Con: You have to keep telling people, "No no no, I said GNOSTIC, not AG-nostic."

Judaism
Pro: You can insult somebody in Yiddish.
Con: Promises that you'll be rich and can control the media are unfortunately bogus.

Scientology
Pro: You get what you pay for
Con: You get what you pay for

Answer 3

Did you REALLY just say -JWism? I assure you I have NO religion or followers!!! =)) Kindly stop trying to frame me!! If you are looking for a Religion and want to know which one to follow-I advise you to look deep within yourself-there you will find the answers that you seek!! Take Care :-)

Answer 4

I really enjoy Atheists because they always bring up interesting and well-thought arguments. Catholics are pretty cool because they're kinder than some flavors of Christianity. Judaism is a pretty mellow religion. You don't see Jewish people or Catholics going door to door trying to sell God or trying their darndest to convert the non-believers (in the Abrahamic God) - which I really respect. I also enjoy Agnostics and Pagans of all varieties because they offer so many open-minded questions and answers. So I'm not sure if any one religion or non-religion is any better over another. It's the individuals who matter, and most individuals are pretty cool.

Answer 5

Not to be biased, but I'm going to say Judaism. We have a lot of fun, eat a lot, and everyone usually very entertaining. Plus, unlike all the others (except Agnosticism of course) we don't believe in hell, but Judaism is a little more concrete than Agnosticism so you there's less stress involved in trying to figure out what you believe,

Answer 6

Scientology! You get all kinds of far out science fiction stories badly written by L Ron Hubbard! And once you reach OT10 you can fly and turn invisible! And you've got far too much money; why not give it to an organisation which can make sure you don't spend it on something worthwile?

Or JWism, I've got a friend with those initials.

Answer 7

Absolutely adore the avatar Sir :D

What exactly is JWism? I assume you mean Jehovah's Witnesses, although we do consider ourselves to be Christians since we follow/believe in Jesus Christ. . . .

I'm just a *little* biased :D but I would have to say "JWism".

We dress well, follow the Bible and, when it comes down to it, who else can go door to door with such flair? 8-)

Answer 8

Atheism it's a decision based on science and logic. And that’s not being mean to religion. But come on they have nothing to back up their theory. Atheist's have tons of evidence to disprove creation. But of course they still want us to disprove god. Some how there’s a way to positively disprove him. Why can’t they just try proving him and save us the trouble?

Answer 9

Atheism.

Answer 10

all exactly the same. all relgions that arent of the one true God of the Bible. All are false and God says to flee from any faith that goes against what He tells us in His word.
The debate would bore me. Would be like a first grader and a second grader trying to debate something as serious as the meaning of life, without having a clue. Total supposition and falsehood. THere you go. But, you are alll intitled to it.
If you want to know about Christianity ask me and other Christians. Jesus is the only way to salvation. Thats not my words alone, thats what jesus says in His word. Find Jesus today.