2007-03-16 09:15:01 · 11 answers · asked by CHEESUS GROYST 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
That's Jesus Christ, the Invisible Pink Unicorn and the Flying Spaghetti Monster of course.
2007-03-16 09:16:09 · update #1
Well the book of revelations suggest this.
Jesus comes riding in on a white horse (John said it was white because invisible isn't a colour and it was really faint pink) and his robe is dipped in blood (but it was really spaghetti sauce)
2007-03-16 09:18:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No they are not. Jesus was a living human being, recorded in history. The IPU and the FSM are fictional characters. Not the same.
Jesus lived a sinless life, and died on the cross to atone for the world's sin.(Also recorded in history)
IPU and FSM did not live at all.
I'm sure you were joking by your question. But just in case you are serious, you should do a little research and learn that these things you are comparing aren't in the same category.
2007-03-16 16:23:07 · answer #2 · answered by Tina B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh no, I wouldn't group FSM in with that wanna-be deity and that hippie.
In fact, I think it's heresy to even suggest such a thing!
2007-03-16 16:17:20 · answer #3 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To question the historical existence of Jesus is simply ridiculus, even if you don't believe that He is the Christ (which He is).
2007-03-16 16:18:04 · answer #4 · answered by Daniel W 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are a stupid azz person, and the people who are following right along with you to hell are just as stupid as you are. Grow up and quit playing games with God before your azz becomes invisible...
2007-03-19 16:24:14 · answer #5 · answered by IB_08 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fireball226 is of course correct and that one is the FSM as she knows.
May you be touched by His noodly appendage
RAmen
2007-03-16 16:28:21 · answer #6 · answered by rosbif 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Only one promises food
2007-03-16 16:20:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know...it's hard to imagine Jesus with a noodly appendage...
2007-03-16 16:17:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I found Jesus, he was behind my couch the whole time.
2007-03-16 16:17:48 · answer #9 · answered by Foxalot 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
only one will keep you ourt of stinky hell
2007-03-16 16:25:05 · answer #10 · answered by happy happy happy 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋