2007-03-16 09:14:43 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Sell it to me I promise I wont pawn it or lose it ar leave it on a city bus and if god comes looking for it I'll hide it in my pants!
2007-03-16 09:17:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmm, tough one...
I'd offer to buy it, but since I know there's no such thing as a soul, it'd sorta be like accepting one those spam e-mails from Nigeria to make me rich -- it's not real.
Tell you what: I'll give you $0.01 for the "concept" of your soul. That'll free you of the superstitious concept of a soul, and I won't get screwed over spending a lot for something that doesn't exist. And since there's no god, you won't ever have to worry about him getting it.
Deal? :)
Peace.
2007-03-16 09:20:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It already has an owner.
God has left a deposit for your soul's repurchase to Him, but is limited to doing so without a formal request. Which by admission you are rejecting.
2007-03-16 09:26:44 · answer #3 · answered by bonsai bobby 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Halliburton
2007-03-16 10:57:49 · answer #4 · answered by Black Dragon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God has reps at every soul pawn shop in town. He'll get your soul, and your little dog's too.
2007-03-16 09:18:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't you know that your soul is already sold and that without GOD you won't be able to get it back unless you repent .you're the slave of the one to whom your soul is sold !...
2007-03-16 09:44:57 · answer #6 · answered by emma 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ill buy it ill give you 500 dollars and 2 cases of what ever beer you want and a subway sandwich
2007-03-16 09:19:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rober "Bob" Dobbs, www.subgenious.com
2007-03-16 09:21:34 · answer #8 · answered by voodooprankster 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I already got enough soul, but thanks for the offer. What will you do if someone else buys it and then gives it to Him?
2007-03-16 09:21:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a bit of a monopoly isn't it, we need more options... whatever happened to choice?
2007-03-16 09:19:35 · answer #10 · answered by CHEESUS GROYST 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋