do u wanna hear the funniest joke ever ?

Question

well. i dont know it LOL ,,



isnt this just the funniest Q ever ?

Answer 1

That's Funny, you had me fooled for a min there. I was psych up for the funniest joke ever.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

Answer 2

the worlds funniest shaggy dog tale is meant to be......2 hunters are out in the woods whilst considered one of them collapses. He does not look respiration and his eyes are glazed. the different guy whips out his telephone and calls the emergency centers. He gasps: "My pal is lifeless! What am i able to do?" The operator says: "cool down, i'm able to help. First, permit's make certain he's lifeless." there's a silence, then a shot is heard. back on the telephone, the guy says: "ok, now what?"

Answer 3

Maybe it went like this.....

A little girl and her mother were out and about. The girl, out of the blue, asked her mother, “Mommy, How old are you?”
The mother responded, “Honey, women don’t talk about their age. You’ll learn this as you get older.”
The girl then asked, “Mommy, how much do you weigh?”
Her mother responded again, “That’s another thing women don’t talk about. You’ll learn this, too, as you grow up.”
The girl still wanting to know about her mother, then fires off another question, “Mommy, Why did you and daddy get a divorce?”
The mother, a little annoyed by the questions, responded, “Honey, that is a subject that hurts me very much, and I don’t want to talk about it now.”
The little girl, frustrated, sulks until she is dropped off at a friend’s house to play. She consults with her girlfriend about her and her mother’s conversation. The girlfriend says, “All you have to do is sneak and look at your mother’s driver’s license. It’s just a like a report card from school. It tells you everything.”
Later, the little girl and her mother are out and about again. The little girl starts off with, “Mommy, Mommy, I know how old you are. I know how old you are. You’re 32 years old.”
The mother is very shocked. She asks, “Sweetheart, how do you know that?”
The little girl shrugs and says, “I just know. And I know how much you weigh. You weigh 130 pounds.”
“Where did you learn that?”
The little girl says, “I just know. And I know why you and daddy got a divorce. You got an ‘F’ in sex.”

Answer 4

I do know the funniest joke ever, BUT it is also the grossest joke ever and could get me suspended or even deleted, so I cannot tell it

Answer 5

You have no life huh? Do you even have a job? What do you do in your spare time other yahoo questions yahoo answers? Ya anyways... um this question/joke whatever you wanna call it isnt even funny... IM SO BORED!!!!!!!

Answer 6

if by funniest you mean
1)most stupid
2)most dissapointing
3)most annoying
4)biggest waste of time
then yes, its the funniest joke ever

Answer 7

Not funny. Sorry. But usually there is someone out there who likes your style of humour. So no problem, keep them coming.

Answer 8

Sure.. give me yr MSN address (btw which is not working), and i ll send you the best joke ever...!!!!!! promisse!

Answer 9

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

That is the funniest thang ever

Answer 10

Someone had one too many during happy hour.