That's how he came up with the Big Bang Theory.
2007-03-16 09:11:46 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Einstein's birthday is March 14.
He would now be 127.
Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed. He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts the attraction is stronger if there is a DNA connection. This came to be known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty.
2007-03-16 09:15:24 · answer #1 · answered by MC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm. That's probably where he came up with the Theory of Relativity also. With that many mistresses, he was bound to have quite a few relatives. :)
2007-03-16 16:15:24 · answer #2 · answered by ♫ frosty ♫ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny. Plus, it wasn't him who came up with the big bang theory.
2007-03-16 16:31:29 · answer #3 · answered by Princess of Egypt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Also the Theory of relativity.
Time slows down the longer your relatives hang around
2007-03-16 16:15:51 · answer #4 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if thats big to him than the theory of relativity has definitley been refounded.
2007-03-16 16:15:18 · answer #5 · answered by dontcallitthat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny.
One of the few jokes I actually laughed at.
2007-03-16 16:16:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 1 lol
2007-03-16 16:15:51 · answer #7 · answered by Mel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-03-16 16:13:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
seriously i knew he had a kind of Autism!
but nice hehehehe
2007-03-16 16:21:24 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
did Pinochio have wooden nuts ?
2007-03-16 16:15:20 · answer #10 · answered by Fudge S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋