What do you get when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A wooly jumper.
Isn't this the funniest thing you have ever heard?
2007-03-16 09:09:19 · 58 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
laughing my head off i am being sarcastic
2007-03-16 10:41:10 · answer #1 · answered by bad boy for life! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not really. Usually when people laugh at jokes it has to do with something innaproprite, you know, something you don't want your mom to hear. But who knows? Whenever you tell a joke, it depends whether its funny by different factors. These factors can be the manner of which you speak, mood of the person being told, age, personality, etc. Sorry about your joke reviews. I hope you think of better ones.
what is funny is how many people said no.
2007-03-16 09:13:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good clean joke to tell a 6 year old.
A little funnier, and on the same topic, could have been:
What do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shih tzu?
A Bullshit.
I know it's lame too but at least it's a little funnier.
2007-03-16 09:12:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Allow me to try one here, let's see, who have better jokes...
Immigrants Eating Hot Dogs Two guys immigrate to America. On their first day off the boat they are wandering around New York City seeing the sights.
As lunch time approaches they decide they are hungry. They then come up to a street vendor selling hot dogs. One says to the other in a shocked tone, "My God - They eat dogs in America?" "I can't believe it!" says the other, equally appalled.
"Well," says the first, "we're going to be Americans, so we must do as they do." They approach the vendor bravely. "Two hot dogs, please."
The vendor hands them their food in a pair of paper sacks. The two immigrants sit on a park bench to eat their lunch.
One looks inside his sack, hesitates and turns to his partner and says, "Uh, which part of the dog did you get?"
2007-03-16 09:18:20 · answer #4 · answered by Coldie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. i love corny jokes, but thats not the funniest one ive ever heard.
2007-03-16 09:13:15 · answer #5 · answered by x_unknownprincess_x 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You don't know from jokes, you're so funny I forgot to laugh.
It might be funny to a guy named Baasal.
2007-03-16 09:20:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well my 7 year old grand daughter thought so, kind of.
2007-03-16 09:12:04 · answer #7 · answered by kmv 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think the redneck farmer couldn't catch his "date" due to the jumping ability of the wooley jumper.
2007-03-16 09:12:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope.
But I know why your washing machine was laughing - because it was taking the p**s out of your knickers
2007-03-16 09:13:44 · answer #9 · answered by bumblecherry 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not so funny♥ But nice try♥
2007-03-16 09:11:37 · answer #10 · answered by ♥USMCwife♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe it was 30 odd years ago when i was about 7
2007-03-16 09:13:26 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋