If I'm right I die and go to heaven where there are strippers and a beer volcanoe.
If your right you die and nothing happens.
But if I'm right and you're wrong you go to a place where the strippers are ugly with VD.
What have you got to lose? Believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster today and be saved.
2007-03-16 09:00:49 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I have never had VD, nor am I ugly and am not usually wrong. I have nothing to lose, love beer and heck, why die when you can dance right here on earth.
Will talk when my company leaves
2007-03-16 12:46:19 · answer #1 · answered by peppermint_paddy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That sounds like a good wager.
I will start believing in the Flying Spaghetti Monster today and be saved.
Thank you. I love noodly appendages, strippers, and beer volcanoes.
2007-03-16 16:09:54 · answer #2 · answered by Amy 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I can appreciate the strippers on an artistic level, I appreciate beautiful women and beer of course but I'm only with you if it includes some hot gay male strippers in there as well!
2007-03-16 16:25:59 · answer #3 · answered by CHEESUS GROYST 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First a drink, now for the wager. I will take it! I think a beer volcano and strippers are worth the bet! By the way, any male strippers in there?
2007-03-16 16:09:53 · answer #4 · answered by sngcanary 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
So we can have Pascal's Wager and drink for all of eternity as well? I'm in.
BTW, the official word is that not only are there male strippers, but the beer volcano puts out other beverages if you prefer as well. Got that covered.
2007-03-16 16:15:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sean, honey, you gotta lay off those strange mushrooms growing down in the basement. You know, the ones that glow in the dark and look like something Vincent Price would have on his steak.
Otherwise, we may have to move the Mayor's office to the state foolish farm.
2007-03-16 16:54:16 · answer #6 · answered by Wolfeblayde 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i believe in bubbly beer goblin. he is far superior to flying spaghetti monster. i know he exists. when i drink from my golden mug, he speaks through me in tongues (sounds sorta like a burp). also, i can feel my spirit lifted when i drink from the golden mug. follow me, followers of fsm, there is a new deity. and he is not a self-righteous pile of noodles and meatballs like the flying spaghetti monster. with the bubbly beer goblin, everything in the world is better. ugly girls become pretty, confidence levels rise, no pizza is too large to eat!!! join me brothers and sisters... join me...
2007-03-16 16:31:58 · answer #7 · answered by just curious (A.A.A.A.) 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
But wait! The Christian Heaven offers sooooo much more! An eternity of collective divine ***-kissing with a bunch of people you spent much of this life hoping to avoid.
Give me a heapen' helpen' of that!
2007-03-16 16:10:32 · answer #8 · answered by Brendan G 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Are there male strippers? or is this heaven sexist... if you've got beer and strippers for all... then I'm with ya!
2007-03-16 16:09:39 · answer #9 · answered by Ũniνέгsäl Рдnтsthέisт™ 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Have you ever seen male strippers??? cheeeeeeeeeeesy!!! I want a nintendo wii and a vibrator (one that never runs out of batteries) If you fulfill my requests I'll think about converting
2007-03-16 16:06:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋