- Your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.
- You watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.
- You think the French Riviera is a foreign car.
- You think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard.
- You're still scalping tickets after the concert is over.
- You don't think Jeff's Foxworthy's jokes are funny.
- Every time you see a roadsign that says "DIP" you reach in your back pocket.
- You've ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table.
2007-03-16 08:52:29 · 14 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny
2007-03-16 09:05:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have been married 3 times but still have the same in-laws
2007-03-16 09:00:58 · answer #2 · answered by kevin_4508 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
gah i love the redneck guy!!!
redneck dictionary:
word- widchadicha. used in a sentance "ya didnt bring your truck widchadidcha?"
and the "heres your sign" guy :]
"so i was drivin up to a ski resort for vacation and i had the skis tied to the roof of my car. some guy i parked next to at a rest stop says to me 'you goin skiing?' i says to him 'nope. i just got the skis on the top of the car incase we flip over then we'd slide down the hill' heres your sign"
:] hehe
2007-03-16 09:01:49 · answer #3 · answered by I Expired In Goreville 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And if your bathtub is the creek which you pronounce as crick. Not bad 7/10
2007-03-16 10:47:26 · answer #4 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You see a sign that says "Free Firewood" and wonder when he got thrown into jail
2007-03-16 09:12:44 · answer #5 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo daddy's cell number has nothing to do with a phone.
2007-03-16 09:15:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
redneck jokes are funny.
here's one:
-You wear sweaters with no sleeves in the winter
2007-03-16 09:04:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love redneck jokes. because i live in the deep south, alabama. love em keep em coming!!!
2007-03-16 08:58:18 · answer #8 · answered by willwork4u2000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
- you take your son to school and attend the same grade as he does....
2007-03-16 08:59:33 · answer #9 · answered by nfocuz00 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are now my hero.
2007-03-16 08:58:54 · answer #10 · answered by Lola 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋