A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom’s bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"
Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.
One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.
Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"
2007-03-16 08:51:11 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice 0ne. Take a star
2007-03-16 10:12:27 · answer #1 · answered by GenetteS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
her'es one for u
how do u confuse a man u fan?
Show them a map of manchester!!
ur joke is funny dude, old skool... but still a belter if yer in a pub
2007-03-16 16:08:22 · answer #2 · answered by Krizz Cross 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Old one but a good one, a star for you!
2007-03-16 15:58:11 · answer #3 · answered by trini_rocker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that one made me laugh
2007-03-16 15:57:10 · answer #4 · answered by sandra s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haaaa thats funny but its really old and i still laugh really hard
lol
2007-03-16 15:55:39 · answer #5 · answered by TOR_THE_DINOSAUR aka: Tori M. 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats cute
2007-03-16 16:00:24 · answer #6 · answered by Mrspaul 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was so funny. Where do you get your jokes from
2007-03-16 15:54:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol still makes me laugh!
2007-03-16 16:07:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't get how something can so so funny and retarded at the same time.
2007-03-16 15:56:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
old but still craks me up
2007-03-16 15:54:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋