- You're running out of clean clothes and the robe saves on laundry.
- The church is usually crowded and you want to make sure you always have a seat.
- You've just been selected for jury duty and you want to get use to sitting with a large group of people.
- The collection plate is never passed to the choir.
- There's a clock in the back of the church and you want to know when one hour has passed.
- For years you have wanted to know who sits in the back of the church but were afraid to turn around and look.
- You've been known to nod off during the service and don't want the minister/priest to catch you.
- The chairs for the choir are padded and are the most comfortable chairs in the church.
2007-03-16 08:50:49 · 4 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sorry it's 8 not 10!!
2007-03-16 08:51:34 · update #1
Its a joke people!!
2007-03-16 12:48:04 · update #2
You got the first eight.
#2- No other choir wanted your awful voice!
#1- It is the only way to meet that really cute guy with the great falsetto voice!
2007-03-16 08:57:59 · answer #1 · answered by magix151 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
1 you want to be precious and not say much
2 you cant wait to tell your loose acquaintance about it
3 they are finally singing the verses towards satan
4 sometimes you can get a complimentary hot drink
5 someone your interested in drags you along to it
i could only come up with five since i dont do this.
2007-03-16 08:58:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
nothing you just said will ever make me join
p.s pick me as your best answer
2007-03-16 08:58:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm not feeling this joke.
2007-03-16 08:57:37 · answer #4 · answered by Mrspaul 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋