Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hanger with nothing to do.
Bud said,"Man I wish we had something to drink!" Jim says, "Me too! Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and a buzz. You want to try it?" So they poured themselves a couple of of high octane hooch and got completey smashed. The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! No hangover! No bade effects! Nothing! Then the phone rings. It's Jim. Jim says, "Hey how do you feel this morning?" Bud says "I feel great! How about you?" Jim says "I feel great,too. You don't have a hangover?" Bud says' "No, that jet fuel is great stuff-- no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often." "Yeah, there just one thing," said Jim. "What's that?" asked Bud. "Have you farted yet?" Asked Jim. "No," Bud said, "Why?" "Well, DON"T 'cause I'm in Denver!"
2007-03-16 08:48:34 · 5 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahaha what a way to travel!!!!!
2007-03-16 08:54:10 · answer #1 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, that's pretty funny.
2007-03-16 15:51:46 · answer #2 · answered by *Gerry'sBaby* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um yeah i did not get this joke
2007-03-16 16:02:54 · answer #3 · answered by Mrspaul 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
i like it
p.s. pick me as your best answer
2007-03-16 15:53:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it.
Have a good evening and please leave a comment if you pick me as best answer.
2007-03-16 15:55:23 · answer #5 · answered by babycakes_rocks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋