A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "I
clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir."
The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60,
perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating."
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be silly
dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his
wife and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?"
The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar
detector went off when it did."
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar
detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched
teeth, "Dammit, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"
The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing
your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."
The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took
it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of
my back pocket."
The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have
your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're
driving."
And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver
turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??"
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband
always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"
I love this part....
"Only when he's been drinking."
2007-03-16 08:42:10 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It's a good one. Thank you for the laugh
2007-03-16 09:30:00 · answer #1 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ah reminds me of another joke
A man gets pulled over for speeding, and the officer says, "Do you know fast you were going?"
The man driving says, "Do you know how fast you were going?" mocking the officer. The lady in the passenger seat says, "Don't worry officer, he always talks like this when he's drunk."
2007-03-16 15:47:30 · answer #2 · answered by urmomrulez 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny!
2007-03-16 15:48:25 · answer #3 · answered by ♥**Me**♥ 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
HAHAHA!! A star 4 u!! *still laughing*
2007-03-16 16:02:32 · answer #4 · answered by STrawberry 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2007-03-16 16:39:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh My God Girl, You did it this time. I laughted so hard. YOUR too much. i told this joke to my gf an she laughted so hard she wet her pants ---lol lol lol GREAT joke ~!!
2007-03-16 16:07:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! LMAO! wow i havent heard that one. thats one to tell around the water cooler at work. thanks for making a good joke for me to pass on.
2007-03-16 15:55:53 · answer #7 · answered by willwork4u2000 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha
2007-03-16 15:51:49 · answer #8 · answered by Mrspaul 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOLLL WOW DIS IS ACTUALLY A FUNNY JOKE !!
2007-03-16 16:37:33 · answer #9 · answered by Daisy! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is an awesome joke!have 2 remember that one....
2007-03-16 15:47:42 · answer #10 · answered by jayistheway33 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋