ACCORDING TO WOMEN, THESE ARE THE RULES
1. The female always makes the rules.
2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior
notification.
3. No male can possibly know all the rules.
4. If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she
must immediately change some or all of the rules.
5. The female is never wrong.
6. If the female is WRONG it is because of a flagrant mis-
understanding which as a direct result of something the
male did or said, wrong.
7. If rule 6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for
causing the misunderstanding.
8. The female can change her mind at any given point in time
or place, or whenever deemed appropriate.
9. The male must never change his mind without express written
consent from the female.
10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any
time, or about anything she wishes.
11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female
wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The female must under no circumstances let the male know
whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily
harm.
14. If the female has PMS, all rules are null and void.
2007-03-16 08:38:15 · 24 answers · asked by pups 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I am married with kids and have dogs not cats and do not smell of fish .
2007-03-16 09:02:49 · update #1
After 46 years of marriage I can confirm that those rules are correct.
2007-03-16 08:44:55 · answer #1 · answered by oapmotorist 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Apart from rule 14 if you change all references from female to male and visa versa it still applies. Lets call it a draw!
2007-03-16 08:50:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
no you got 6 wrong. It goes like this :
5. The woman is always right.
6. If the woman is wrong, refer to rule 5
2007-03-16 10:24:58 · answer #3 · answered by strettyford 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Horse Manure! There is only 1 rule, There are no rules!
2007-03-16 09:05:27 · answer #4 · answered by vospire s 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Millennium Hand and Shrimp!
2007-03-16 10:07:02 · answer #5 · answered by Loony Left 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yawn
2007-03-16 08:42:43 · answer #6 · answered by splat 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Amen to the rules and woe-betide any man who chooses to flout them!
2007-03-16 10:10:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, yeah, men bad. Women good. Whatever.
2007-03-16 09:45:54 · answer #8 · answered by Ground Xero 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have My own set of rules,which my lover must follow.
he knows I am Superior,and follows them.When he slips up,he receives proper consequences,which he fully accepts,as that is his duty.
he adores Me,and it is the best feeling in the world!
:)
2007-03-16 09:22:22 · answer #9 · answered by MaryBeth 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
lol... the 14 golden rules . Loved it hun, keep em coming.
2007-03-16 08:42:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋