This is the scenario: A couple is making out, fondling each others bodies, and making noises at a bus stop... I get caught looking over at all the commotion, with the phrase "Hey bud, why don't you take a picture, it will last longer". I felt like drop kicking him, what's a good come back to that phrase?
2007-03-16 08:36:29 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Yeah right!! at the rate your going, Anything will last longer!!"
or
"next time, tell that that to your hand!!"
or
" Oh I'm sorry !@#$head, i could not tell if that was a girl or guy your making out with!!"
or
"A picture will do that but why would i want to remember such a hideous thing"
or
"I catch you doing that crazy s@#t again and I'll turn you in to PETA!!"
these are some of the clean ones that come to mind
2007-03-16 08:46:28 · answer #1 · answered by carvster1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Why, Should I take a picture.. I perfer porn to magazines... and well you guys are putting on a free show."
Or "hey man, I was just wondering when you were going to get around to feeling her boobs"...
Or "ok, just let me grab my camera phone...."
Or "I'm sorry, I was taken back... I thought whores usually took Johns to the cheapest motel... not a public bus stop."
2007-03-16 08:40:45 · answer #2 · answered by JustJen 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd say "OK!" and take a picture.
2014-03-29 20:26:36 · answer #3 · answered by Ncranky Kong Suh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Carry a small digital camera that has a flash.
Next time someone says that-- take their picture!
The flash has a psych effect!
2007-03-16 08:40:42 · answer #4 · answered by Double O 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would respond:
"Yeah a picture would last longer than you probably will"
OOHHH BURN!! haha
2007-03-16 08:40:42 · answer #5 · answered by abby j 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
My camera won't; you're too ugly. That's what I use to say when I was a juvenile.
2007-03-16 08:58:11 · answer #6 · answered by F U 2 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yell back:
"I did already but its all sticky now" or
"I did and its up for bid on Ebay"
2007-03-16 08:48:15 · answer #7 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about "Why don't you shut the hell up, it will be much less annoying out here?"
2007-03-16 08:39:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont make my eyes bug out with some flash or special expectation.
2007-03-16 08:39:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Flash photography tends to scare animals"
2017-01-22 17:46:49 · answer #10 · answered by Allison 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋