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I want to have lots of fun with myself in the dark.

2007-03-16 08:30:53 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

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get a bible and read it in the light first-read John chapter 3 about repenting from sins and being born again-then Jesus will be your best friend and will help you in the Bible to have the most fun -worked for me

2007-03-16 08:35:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Pervert!

2007-03-16 15:33:57 · answer #2 · answered by Mrs. Hester 3 · 0 0

Put on Jackson Browne's song "Rosie".

2007-03-16 15:37:20 · answer #3 · answered by Monsieur Rick 7 · 0 0

just take the willy in to ur hands and pamper it a lot

2007-03-16 15:34:20 · answer #4 · answered by Satya T 1 · 0 0

try using a fleshlight, those are the bomb, check it out on yahoo

2007-03-16 15:34:38 · answer #5 · answered by www.japanvideogames.com 3 · 0 0

a bottle of lotion, a paper towel, and you got yourself a date with PALMela HANDerson!!

2007-03-16 15:34:08 · answer #6 · answered by joeinchino2000 4 · 0 0

Hahah. i would say go to www.bangbros.com or www.89.com.

haha

2007-03-16 15:35:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

*ahem*

2007-03-16 15:37:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

WHAT???

2007-03-16 15:34:02 · answer #9 · answered by ? 1 · 0 0

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