2007-03-16 08:19:44 · 26 answers · asked by Justin 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
only when i am bathing
2007-03-16 08:23:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No. But a tech support guy who was trying to convince me that my hardware was the reason I couldn't connect to the net once told me that anyone could hook up to America Online with a toaster. So maybe toasters are good conduits? Beats me.
2007-03-16 08:24:42 · answer #2 · answered by swordarkeereon 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A toaster, are you insane? Everybody knows the dead only communicate through blenders.
I give you a 10 for levity.
2007-03-16 08:23:16 · answer #3 · answered by Uncle Meat 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
After "South Parks" episode, "Spooky Fish" <2.15> it is rummored that the took the carcus of the spooky fish and placed it in the toaster to, well, toast it. Then it's rummored that Kyle heard the spooky fish say that he should marry Bebe ... but this is all rummor, shhh don't tell Winny.
2007-03-16 08:28:22 · answer #4 · answered by Giggly Giraffe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would that be the Father, Son and Holy Toast as mentioned in Angela's Ashes? Great film! Don't think it would work, pop tarts are a near death experience when too hot...try them.
2007-03-16 08:26:12 · answer #5 · answered by gair_2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The dead can imprint messages from the other side on your bread when you do this! The hard part is trying to decode random appearing scorch marks into language...
2007-03-16 08:23:43 · answer #6 · answered by Mike K 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have you ever tried to talk to the smart through the enternet?
2007-03-16 08:24:51 · answer #7 · answered by Tim 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, here's what you do...
1.) Make sure it's plugged in and turned on.
2.) Insert fork.
Good luck!
2007-03-16 08:24:48 · answer #8 · answered by Tink 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that why my toaster has been talking to me?! And here I thought IT was alive... hmmm
2007-03-16 08:23:19 · answer #9 · answered by Drunken Wisdom 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes. Then that Jesus toast popped out. I sold it on Ebay.
God gave me $20 bucks for it. This is a veritable miracle...
2007-03-16 08:22:04 · answer #10 · answered by Jedi 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Works best when I'm toasted
2007-03-16 08:27:19 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋